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Offline eliex

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Re: Since when have the Shivans become so weak?!
Reply #100 on: December 19, 2007, 04:00:45 pm

 Must be a pretty good pilot then, especially if you didn't have any shields and still had the strength to fight
after killing of the fighters and then the Aten or vice versa!!  :D
 

Offline TrashMan

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Re: Since when have the Shivans become so weak?!
Reply #101 on: December 19, 2007, 04:38:46 pm
Pfft....piece of cake.. REAL men don't need no stinkin' shields. Real men don't need no stinkin' keysers.

Real men kill shivans en masse in an old duct-tape held Apollo, with only furies and ML-16. Real men s*** Helios bombs and shave with lightsabers. :cool:
Nobody dies as a virgin - the life ****s us all!

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Offline Hades

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Re: Since when have the Shivans become so weak?!
Reply #102 on: December 19, 2007, 04:45:23 pm
Quote from: TrashMan on December 19, 2007, 04:38:46 pm
Pfft....piece of cake.. REAL men don't need no stinkin' shields. Real men don't need no stinkin' keysers.

Real men kill shivans en masse in an old duct-tape held Apollo, with only furies and ML-16. Real men s*** Helios bombs and shave with lightsabers. :cool:

Siggied. :lol:
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Offline eliex

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Re: Since when have the Shivans become so weak?!
Reply #103 on: December 19, 2007, 10:51:06 pm

 So I freely acknowledge you as a REAL man!! Lead the GTA's armies to victory!!
 

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Re: Since when have the Shivans become so weak?!
Reply #104 on: December 20, 2007, 02:09:48 pm
To think that's the short version of the "real men" speech... :lol:
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Offline spartan_0214

Re: Since when have the Shivans become so weak?!
Reply #105 on: December 20, 2007, 04:05:44 pm
There's more? Where?

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Offline TrashMan

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Re: Since when have the Shivans become so weak?!
Reply #106 on: December 20, 2007, 04:23:06 pm

Pfft....piece of cake.. REAL men don't need no stinkin' shields. Real men don't need no stinkin' keysers. Real men don't need no stinkin' pimp fighters!

Real men kill shivans en masse in an old duct-tape held Apollo, with only furies and ML-16. Real men pi** plasma and s*** Helios bombs. They drink nitroglycerin in the morning and sleep on broken shivan skulls (on the rare occasion that they actually DO sleep, since real men don't need no stinking sleep! ).
Real men shave with lightsabers while dogfighting, and most importantly, REAL MEN don't reed stupid s*** like this!
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Offline Gamma_Draconis

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Re: Since when have the Shivans become so weak?!
Reply #107 on: December 23, 2007, 03:24:22 am
Real men die first.
 

Offline Snail

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Re: Since when have the Shivans become so weak?!
Reply #108 on: December 23, 2007, 03:33:36 am
Quote from: Gamma_Draconis on December 23, 2007, 03:24:22 am
Real men die first.

That's signature worthy.
 

Offline Admiral_Stones

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Re: Since when have the Shivans become so weak?!
Reply #109 on: December 23, 2007, 05:05:01 am
If I only could find something signature worthy too, hmm...

Real men don't need Apollos, they punch the **** out of these Shivans.
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Offline Jeff Vader

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Re: Since when have the Shivans become so weak?!
Reply #110 on: December 23, 2007, 05:12:40 am
There are two things I won't change: socks.
23:40 < achillion > EveningTea: ass
23:40 < achillion > wait no
23:40 < achillion > evilbagel: ass
23:40 < EveningTea > ?
23:40 < achillion > 2-letter tab complete failure

14:08 < achillion > there's too much talk of butts and dongs in here
14:08 < achillion > the level of discourse has really plummeted
14:08 < achillion > Let's talk about politics instead
14:08 <@The_E > butts and dongs are part of #hard-light's brand now
14:08 <@The_E > well
14:08 <@The_E > EvilBagel's brand, at least

01:06 < T-Rog > welp
01:07 < T-Rog > I've got to take some very strong antibiotics
01:07 < achillion > penis infection?
01:08 < T-Rog > Chlamydia
01:08 < achillion > O.o
01:09 < achillion > well
01:09 < achillion > I guess that happens
01:09 < T-Rog > at least it's curable
01:09 < achillion > yeah
01:10 < T-Rog > I take it you weren't actually expecting it to be a penis infection
01:10 < achillion > I was not

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Offline Androgeos Exeunt

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Re: Since when have the Shivans become so weak?!
Reply #111 on: December 27, 2007, 04:57:38 am
...uhh, socks?  :eek2:
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Re: Since when have the Shivans become so weak?!
Reply #112 on: December 27, 2007, 06:08:32 am
Ho, someone needs to come in here and push a few buttons.
  

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Re: Since when have the Shivans become so weak?!
Reply #113 on: December 27, 2007, 06:32:59 am
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Karajorma's Freespace FAQ. It's almost like asking me yourself.

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