[Mefustae]

Sorry bro.

Unless you've got a fatty hardcore mohawk, or you belong to a high school greaser clique, your friends are probably right about you being in the closet. It's chill though, you'll still get more tail than 80% of dorks on the internet. I also hear they're doing big things for you in Iowa now, and I personally voted against prop. H8, so you're cool with me if you're ever in 'Frisco.

Well since it's a pseudo mohawk/varying fauxhawk I don't know wether I fit into that. I would use your average $2.95 gel if it actually worked. Besides, I take on the "Gangster" stereotype, however upon further observation

Metrosexual is a neologism of the 2000s generally applied to heterosexual men with a strong concern for their appearance

Actually I fit that, yay me But then again, caring for appearance is part of being a G, if it isn't baggy, I won't wear it.

Why.

Why did you guys take a thread about tits and then turn it into this inane wankery.

[BlackDove]

BD is being amusing by having never heard of saline implants, too.

Really expert. What contains the saline in place? Have you even touched a regular breast and a plastic breast before? Just keep quiet on things you don't have first hand experience on.

Is your self-esteem so low that you have to force yourself to believe everyone else is as low as you are?

Nice try, but you're completely wrong on this one. I simply got sick of a bunch of people going "Ewwwww. Big fake tits are gross! Personality is all I look for in a girl!"

It's a load of ****. I didn't claim that everyone is lying, simply that a hell of a lot of people are. Yeah, personality is important but the question was about simple sexual attraction and I've rarely seen such a large amount of self denial in a thread.  


And your comment about dragging everyone down to my level is hilarious considering you earlier claimed that all women want a bigger dick even if it's fake.

No, I actually claimed the opposite, that they'd have second thoughts if it was made out of cardboard, just the same as I and many others do with tits made of plastic. That they want a bigger dick, that's just natural. Men want bigger tits as well, but that pertains to NATURALS ONLY in my case. The point was that plastic = ****.

And way to confirm my point, it seems that yes, you are suffering from knowing that you're weak and would get swayed by plastic tits, meaning you are exactly the demographic that the women who get plastic tits cater to. And it's good that you feel ashamed for that, because you really should be. However don't confuse that just because you're scraping the bottom of the barrel, the rest of us are as well. This is what your little "inb4" does, and it does it for exactly that purpose.

Personality wise, the only remark I made was that

a) Women that spent money on plastic tits that were disgusting anyway are disturbed to have the complex affect them so much (makes sense all on its own, I don't even need to explain that unless you suffer from a mental disability)
b) Twins are a pain in the ass (for various reasons, I think they have case studies on "special bonds" you can research - a ****ing headache)

I have pretty high standards regarding my preference for womens' looks, it's just that tits don't figure much into the equation, and plastic tits drive the equation into negative, where I automatically lose interest.

[pecenipicek]

yay... just ****ing yay...




metalheads ftw \m/





(nuke, back me up here, nuke)


[edit] this post is related to dilmah's metrosexuality....

[Dilmah G]

Why.

Why did you guys take a thread about tits and then turn it into this inane wankery.

Exactly. BTW, metrosexuality and wearing baggy clothing to appeal to a niche are two different things. Woman's hairstyles though, I'm a stickler for those. A bad one will totally throw me off.

EDIT: On topic

IT'S MOTHER****ING TITTY! AS LONG AS IT'S THERE AND LOOKS GOOD WHO GIVES A ****? If the girl's nice then stay with her, it's just that simple. kthxbai

[BlackDove]

Hey, if you like or are okay with plastic titties, go for it. I'll judge you, but that doesn't mean you shouldn't be happy.

[Dilmah G]

Yeah whatever, your opinion doesn't really affect me on a day to day basis anyway.

[BlackDove]

[NGTM-1R]

Really expert. What contains the saline in place? Have you even touched a regular breast and a plastic breast before? Just keep quiet on things you don't have first hand experience on.

Stop revealing your ignorance. It's embaressing and I taught you better than this.

Now, mind you, they still don't feel terribly real. They're typically too pliant to belong on the rest of the body; pressure issue.

This is of course the exact opposite of the problem with silcone implants.

[BlackDove]

No, the problem is the same, they feel like ****, which was not only what I said, but it's what you repeated after I've said it, because you know nothing about this, and I do.

Like I said, just keep quiet about things you know nothing about. Pretending you know something only makes you annoying on top of ignorant.

[Wobble73]

Tits, meh! There are alright, nice to lay your head on and that, but I'm more of a legs and ass man myself!
If a girl has great pins and a shapely backside, I find that more attractive.
 

[NGTM-1R]

they feel like ****,

Yes, it does both feel like ****. Much the same can be said of natural breasts. **** in itself has a wide variety of consistancy, as you might be aware of considering your proclivities towards talking it. In fact, there is more variety to the consistancy of **** then there is of breasts. Breasts aren't usually runny, after all.

Now I know that such subtle distinctions are difficult for you, just as the conception of needing to know not only the how but the why as well is, but please, restrain yourself from further exposing your inability to comprehend the important things.

[General Battuta]

Hoo boy. I don't have a problem with this debate in and of itself, but this is clearly devolving into personal attacks.