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Offline headdie

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what can you say
on: January 15, 2010, 05:03:21 pm
http://uk.news.yahoo.com/4/20100115/twl-floor-collapses-in-weight-watchers-c-41f21e0.html

reminds me of the story when a floor collapsed under a Health and Safety Executive meeting
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Offline Blue Lion

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Re: what can you say
Reply #1 on: January 15, 2010, 05:18:42 pm
It's like rain on your wedding day?
 

Offline Rian

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Re: what can you say
Reply #2 on: January 15, 2010, 05:45:19 pm
How about "some reporter is having a mean-spirited laugh at people who had the ill fortune to be inside a poorly constructed building.”
 

Offline watsisname

Re: what can you say
Reply #3 on: January 15, 2010, 06:02:35 pm
That doesn't sell though.  It's the funny headlines that do.  :p
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Offline Colonol Dekker

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Re: what can you say
Reply #4 on: January 15, 2010, 06:26:48 pm
Id on alik the jimk. What the st opy canvt?
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Re: what can you say
Reply #5 on: January 16, 2010, 10:08:58 am
Too much gin? :p
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Re: what can you say
Reply #6 on: January 16, 2010, 01:17:37 pm
Quote from: Nuclear1 on January 16, 2010, 10:08:58 am
Too much gin? :p

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Re: what can you say
Reply #7 on: January 16, 2010, 04:10:51 pm
them fat girls wanna loose weight they should come see me. mind you my limit is ~240
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Offline Dilmah G

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Re: what can you say
Reply #8 on: January 17, 2010, 04:32:30 am
* Dilmah shakes head.

Low standards mate, low standards.    ;)
 

Offline Nuke

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Re: what can you say
Reply #9 on: January 17, 2010, 08:59:24 pm
its a physics thing, the sex is better.
I can no longer sit back and allow communist infiltration, communist indoctrination, communist subversion, and the international communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids.

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Offline Dilmah G

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Reply #10 on: January 17, 2010, 09:14:44 pm
....

Man, I've gotta pay more attention in physics.
 

Offline Colonol Dekker

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Re: what can you say
Reply #11 on: January 18, 2010, 04:25:58 am
Quote from: Nuke on January 17, 2010, 08:59:24 pm
its a physics thing, the sex is better.

 
Nonsense. The sensation is three quarters mental anyway.
 
 
Which means you like fat birds.
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-Sol: A History
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-TBP Fortune Hunters (I think?)
-TBP Relic
-Trancsend (Possibly?)
-Uncharted Territory
-Vassagos Dirge
-War Machine
(Others lost to the mists of time and no discernible audit trail)

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Offline Thaeris

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Re: what can you say
Reply #12 on: January 18, 2010, 05:30:06 pm
Quote from: Colonol Dekker on January 18, 2010, 04:25:58 am
Quote from: Nuke on January 17, 2010, 08:59:24 pm
its a physics thing, the sex is better.

 
Nonsense. The sensation is three quarters mental anyway.
 
 
Which means you like fat birds.

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Re: what can you say
Reply #13 on: January 18, 2010, 05:52:36 pm
Quote from: Nuke on January 17, 2010, 08:59:24 pm
its a physics thing, the sex is better.

What the crushing and general lack of oxygen?

Or some sort of organic bouncy castle with boobs?


But to be fair, fat birds need love too
Think Snail might like this song: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a6qy0ze8kYc

Not my type go, nothing wrong with a bit of meat dont get me wrong, just dont want the whole cow.
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