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Cactus!

[l]*YES*[/l][/b]
12 (34.3%)
I'll vote later
8 (22.9%)
What's the question again?
15 (42.9%)

Total Members Voted: 35

Voting closed: October 09, 2002, 12:14:47 am

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Offline Stunaep

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Reply #80 on: October 13, 2002, 04:01:25 am
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Originally posted by Borealis
[color=sky blue]How about a plush cactus?  Or would it defeat the purpose to have something both plush and prickly at the same time?  Analyze the paradox then graph the parabola.  You cannot convince me it is instead a dichotomy without stating your margin of error within a standard deviation of 3. [/color]  :nod:


no, i do not agree with that.
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Offline aldo_14

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Reply #81 on: October 13, 2002, 09:11:40 am
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Originally posted by Stunaep
*steals aldo's cookie and replaces it with a plush vasudan*

*sees aldo chew on plush*

*eats cookie*


yummy (cough) - yum.

*puts prickly cactus in place of Stunaeps chair, and laces cookie with arsenic*

:p
 

Offline CP5670

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Reply #82 on: October 13, 2002, 11:30:12 am
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[color=sky blue]but I can have so much more fun with Entropy

*angelic choir sounds*

the almighty [size=10]S

[/color][/b] [/size]


the almighty S? you mean the Soldner-Ramanujan constant, right? (the single zero of the logarithmic integral function at about 1.45) It is a pretty neat one, but I don't think it can really compare with such awesome things as the Stieltjes constants or the Khinchin constant, as these really have the most astonishing properties. The almighty K and the almighty g's are the true gods of the numbers in my opinion. :D ;7
 

Offline vadar_1

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Reply #83 on: October 13, 2002, 01:15:50 pm
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Originally posted by CP5670


the almighty S? you mean the Soldner-Ramanujan constant, right? (the single zero of the logarithmic integral function at about 1.45) It is a pretty neat one, but I don't think it can really compare with such awesome things as the Stieltjes constants or the Khinchin constant, as these really have the most astonishing properties. The almighty K and the almighty g's are the true gods of the numbers in my opinion. :D ;7


shut the **** up. You really need to learn to talk about something else.
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Offline Ace

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Reply #84 on: October 13, 2002, 01:21:23 pm
I think we should start a new thread:
The Women of Hardlight: From Axe Murderess to High Priestesses of Entropy :nervous:
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Offline Knight Templar

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Reply #85 on: October 13, 2002, 01:24:07 pm
that wouldn't end quickly, now would it? :p


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Offline Sesquipedalian

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Reply #86 on: October 13, 2002, 01:31:47 pm
:wtf: Its all about the cactus.
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Offline Knight Templar

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Reply #87 on: October 13, 2002, 03:25:03 pm
no no no, look above the post :)

i'm sure it applies though, after all, a man is nothing without his trusty cactus by his side ;)
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Offline Sandwich

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Reply #88 on: October 13, 2002, 09:02:22 pm
Y'know, I was looking over a few year-old threads about a month ago, and there was something in them that I miss in the HLP of today. Easy-going, yet completely non-sensical, humor. Until this thread, that is.

Thanks, Shrike, I needed this! :D

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Reply #89 on: October 13, 2002, 09:31:58 pm
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Originally posted by Ace
I think we should start a new thread:
The Women of Hardlight: From Axe Murderess to High Priestesses of Entropy :nervous:


Give due to the man who gave her the axe!!:D
 

Offline Knight Templar

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Reply #90 on: October 13, 2002, 10:03:01 pm
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Y'know, I was looking over a few year-old threads about a month ago, and there was something in them that I miss in the HLP of today. Easy-going, yet completely non-sensical, humor. Until this thread, that is.


*takes note*

will do sarge  

*watches as Bush procedes to fire away at Iraq while Been Loonie executes next move*




hmmm ... by the looks of people, i'm in the wrong thread.

:nervous:

Goes to listen to outkast "bombs over baghdad..."
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Offline Vertigo1

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Reply #91 on: October 13, 2002, 11:13:35 pm
Is that a cactus in your pocket, or are you happy to see me? ;) :D
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Offline Knight Templar

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Reply #92 on: October 14, 2002, 12:04:53 am
i think that belongs in the masturbation thread ;7


*ouch*
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Offline Turnsky

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Reply #93 on: October 14, 2002, 12:29:20 am
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Originally posted by Knight Templar


*takes note*

will do sarge  

*watches as Bush procedes to fire away at Iraq while Been Loonie executes next move*




hmmm ... by the looks of people, i'm in the wrong thread.

:nervous:

Goes to listen to outkast "bombs over baghdad..."



i think ol' saddam needs a healthy dose of this:

*THOOM*  heh heh
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Offline Stryke 9

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Reply #94 on: October 14, 2002, 12:36:40 am
*ahem*

It starts with an "S" and ends with a "T".
It comes out of you and it comes out of me.

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Offline Turnsky

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Reply #95 on: October 14, 2002, 12:40:32 am
*Gets bat out* oookaaaay, was that an insult, if it was who was it directed at?
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Offline Knight Templar

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Reply #96 on: October 14, 2002, 12:40:45 am
*sure you could call it that , but be scientific. Call it scat!*
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Offline Blue Lion

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Reply #97 on: October 14, 2002, 01:14:18 am
I was this close to saying this topic was drifting off topic, til I realized it wasn't, which is scary
 

Offline Knight Templar

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Reply #98 on: October 14, 2002, 01:18:32 am
bah off topic? no way!

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Offline Tiara

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Reply #99 on: October 14, 2002, 02:04:59 am
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Originally posted by Ace

The Women of Hardlight: From Axe Murderess to High Priestesses of Entropy :nervous:


The Women of Hardlight: Supreme Axewielder & High Priestesses of Entropy is better. :D

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