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Offline Sandwich

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on: March 16, 2003, 06:05:00 am
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"...The quintessential quality of our age is that of dreams coming true. Just think of it. For centuries we have dreamt of flying; recently we made that come true: we have always hankered for speed; now we have speeds greater than we can stand: we wanted to speak to far parts of the Earth; we can: we wanted to explore the sea bottom; we have: and so  on, and so on: and, too, we wanted the power to smash our enemies utterly; we have it. If we had truly wanted peace, we should have had that as well. But true peace has never been one of the genuine dreams - we have got little further than preaching against war in order to appease our consciences. The truly wishful dreams, the many-minded dreams are now irresistible - they become facts." - 'The Outward Urge' by John Wyndham

"The very essence of tolerance rests on the fact that we have to be intolerant of intolerance. Stretching right back to Kant, through the Frankfurt School and up to today, liberalism means that we can do anything we like as long as we don't hurt others. This means that if we are tolerant of others' intolerance - especially when that intolerance is a call for genocide - then all we are doing is allowing that intolerance to flourish, and allowing the violence that will spring from that intolerance to continue unabated." - Bren Carlill
 

Offline Tiara

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Reply #1 on: March 16, 2003, 06:35:37 am
Your new Clan name is:
Thundering Conquerers
 
L33T Version:
T|-||_||\|de|2ing (onq|_|erers

Your new Clan mascot is:
Silencer the Wombat

:D
I AM GOD! AND I SHALL SMITE THEE!



...because I can :drevil:
 

Offline Nico

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Reply #2 on: March 16, 2003, 06:47:37 am
I was expecting a pr0n flick or something :doubt:

anyway:
Your new Clan name is:
Bunch of Pimps
L33T Version:
Bu|\|ch of [*i/\/\ps

Your new Clan mascot is:
Bill the Angry Elk
SCREW CANON!
  

Offline Stunaep

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Reply #3 on: March 16, 2003, 07:15:14 am
Your new Clan name is:
Coterie of Shingles
L33T Version:
(073|213 of S|-|ingles

Your new Clan mascot is:
Abe the Drunk Emu


ookay.... abe,abe, abe here abeyboi!!!!
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Bah. You're an admin, you've had practice at this spanking business. - Odyssey
 

Offline Martinus

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Reply #4 on: March 16, 2003, 07:20:54 am
Your new Clan name is:
Undiminished Rednecks
L33T Version:
Uno|1/\/\inis|-|3d |23dnecks

Your new Clan mascot is:
Buckwheat the Stuttering Gremlin

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Offline J.F.K.

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Reply #5 on: March 16, 2003, 07:36:50 am
Oh, this is ancient. :) 3DAP's got a lot of funny things like this, read all their articles - worth the time. :nod:
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[font="SerpentineDBol"]. . . . W H O . I S . T H E . M A N , . W H O . I S . T H E . M Y T H ?[/font]
 

Offline Fetty

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Reply #6 on: March 16, 2003, 10:01:08 am
Your new Clan name is:
Ghoulish Conquerers
L33T Version:
9|-|0|_|£1§|-| (0|\|kw3|23|2§

Your new Clan mascot is:
Byron the Muscular Weed

im 7||-|3 1337357
:nervous:
 

Offline an0n

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Reply #7 on: March 16, 2003, 11:15:59 am
Your new Clan name is:
Terrible Ass Kickers

L33T Version:
73|2|21|o£3 @§§ |<1(|<3|2§

Your new Clan mascot is:
Ted the Smoking Camel
"I.....don't.....CARE!!!!!" ---- an0n
"an0n's right. He's crazy, an asshole, not to be trusted, rarely to be taken seriously, and never to be allowed near your mother. But, he's got a knack for being right. In the worst possible way he can find." ---- Yuppygoat
~-=~!@!~=-~ : Nodewar.com
 

Offline Darkage

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Reply #8 on: March 16, 2003, 11:54:27 am
Your new Clan name is:
Funkadelic Carrots
L33T Version:
Funk@0|eli( (a|2rots

Your new Clan mascot is:
Buckwheat the Patriotic Penguin
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Offline Sandwich

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Reply #9 on: March 16, 2003, 04:43:17 pm
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Originally posted by Fetty
Your new Clan mascot is:
Byron the Muscular Weed


:lol:
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"...The quintessential quality of our age is that of dreams coming true. Just think of it. For centuries we have dreamt of flying; recently we made that come true: we have always hankered for speed; now we have speeds greater than we can stand: we wanted to speak to far parts of the Earth; we can: we wanted to explore the sea bottom; we have: and so  on, and so on: and, too, we wanted the power to smash our enemies utterly; we have it. If we had truly wanted peace, we should have had that as well. But true peace has never been one of the genuine dreams - we have got little further than preaching against war in order to appease our consciences. The truly wishful dreams, the many-minded dreams are now irresistible - they become facts." - 'The Outward Urge' by John Wyndham

"The very essence of tolerance rests on the fact that we have to be intolerant of intolerance. Stretching right back to Kant, through the Frankfurt School and up to today, liberalism means that we can do anything we like as long as we don't hurt others. This means that if we are tolerant of others' intolerance - especially when that intolerance is a call for genocide - then all we are doing is allowing that intolerance to flourish, and allowing the violence that will spring from that intolerance to continue unabated." - Bren Carlill
 

Offline Knight Templar

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Reply #10 on: March 16, 2003, 04:47:30 pm
Your new Clan name is:
Stalwart *****es
L33T Version:
§7@£\/\/@|27 |o17(|-|3§

Your new Clan mascot is:
Fluffy the Singing Squid
Copyright ©1976, 2003, KT Enterprises. All rights reserved

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Too Long, Didn't Read
 

Offline Nuclear1

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Reply #11 on: March 16, 2003, 05:16:26 pm
Your new Clan name is:
Firm Foreheads
L33T Version:
ƒ1|2/\/\ ƒ0|23|-|3@o|§

Your new Clan mascot is:
Clyde the Nervous Sperm Whale
Spoon - I stand in awe by your flawless fredding. Truely, never before have I witnessed such magnificant display of beamz.
Axem -  I don't know what I'll do with my life now. Maybe I'll become a Nun, or take up Macrame. But where ever I go... I will remember you!
Axem - Sorry to post again when I said I was leaving for good, but something was nagging me. I don't want to say it in a way that shames the campaign but I think we can all agree it is actually.. incomplete. It is missing... Voice Acting.
Quanto - I for one would love to lend my beautiful singing voice into this wholesome project.
Nuclear1 - I want a duet.
AndrewofDoom - Make it a trio!
 

Offline Anaz

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Reply #12 on: March 16, 2003, 06:15:53 pm
mine is better than  all yours :p

Your new Clan name is:
Lusty Muppets
L33T Version:
£|_|§7¥ /\/\|_|[*[*37§

Your new Clan mascot is:
Clarice the Inanimate Carbon Rod
Arrr. I'm a pirate.

AotD, DatDB, TVWP, LM. Ph34r.

You WILL go to warpstorm...
 

Offline Sesquipedalian

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Reply #13 on: March 16, 2003, 07:25:42 pm
Your new Clan name is:
Juicy Fraggles
L33T Version:
_)uicy ƒra9gl3s

Your new Clan mascot is:
Charles the Rocket Powered Snail
Sesqu... Sesqui... what?
Sesquipedalian, the best word in the English language.

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Offline lobsterclaw

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Reply #14 on: March 16, 2003, 10:57:52 pm
Your new clan name is:
Slack Jawed Gypsies
L33T version:
§£@(|< _)@\/\/3o| 9¥[*§13§
Your new clan mascot is:
Cecil the Bloated Tree Sloth
Don't make any effort.  Just do everything really half-assed.  Thats the american way!!!

"The lobsta claw's gonna get ya!"~Harry from 3rd Rock From the Sun
 

Offline diamondgeezer

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Reply #15 on: March 16, 2003, 11:16:38 pm
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Your new Clan mascot is:
Poopsie the Worried Ferret

:wtf:
 

Offline Blue Lion

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Reply #16 on: March 16, 2003, 11:21:54 pm
Your new Clan name is:
Heated Pistons
L33T Version:
|-|3@730| [*1§7o|\|§

Your new Clan mascot is:
Norton the Cybernetic Monkey

And then right after....irony.....

Cybernetic Porn Stars
L33T Version:
(¥|03|2|\|371( [*o|2|\| §7@|2§

Your new Clan mascot is:
Zack the Homocidal Meerkat


Your new Clan name is:
Terror Breeding Hulks
L33T Version:
73|2|20|2 |o|233o|1|\|9 |-||_|£|<§

Your new Clan mascot is:
Bill the Fern Plant

FEAR THE FERN!
 

Offline Turnsky

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Reply #17 on: March 16, 2003, 11:41:16 pm
Your new Clan name is:
Pack of Armchairs
L33T Version:
Pack oƒ A|2/\/\chairs

Your new Clan mascot is:
Harold the Homocidal Ferret
   //Warning\\
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in case of emergency, administer caffeine to the artist,
he will become docile after that,
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Offline Stunaep

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Reply #18 on: March 17, 2003, 06:13:34 am
Quote
Originally posted by Blue Lion

Cybernetic Porn Stars
 

:wtf:
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Bah. You're an admin, you've had practice at this spanking business. - Odyssey
 

Offline Gortef

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Reply #19 on: March 17, 2003, 09:58:20 am
Your new Clan name is:
Geriatric Commandos
L33T Version:
Ge|2i@tric C0mma|\|d0s

Your new Clan mascot is:
Silencer the Sea Lion
Habeeb it...
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