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Offline mikhael

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Actually, no Tiara, you wouldn't wipe the floor with me. You'd A) have to find me and B) find me before I knew you were about and C) be better than me.

You might be able to do any one or two of the three, but I doubt you can do ALL THREE. ;)
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Offline Tiara

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Originally posted by mikhael
Actually, no Tiara, you wouldn't wipe the floor with me. You'd A) have to find me and B) find me before I knew you were about and C) be better than me.

You might be able to do any one or two of the three, but I doubt you can do ALL THREE. ;)

a). IP trace j00 with some help of my ISP and TCO's IT company :p
b). You would never know when I would be about :p
c). Eh... Ok, thats a fact. I am better then you :D
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wow, you could do that tiara?

would like to see that, it'd be uber cool :P

maybe i should start going back to the gym, its been a good half year :sigh:

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IPs don't map to geographical location. Duh. That's like IP networking 101.

You would have to get close to me without me knowing. And you'd have to do that without knowing my habits and movements. I'm afraid, you're out of luck there.

You might think you're better than me, Tiara, but I don't recall you being a trained military serviceperson, nor do I recall you working ASF/shore patrol. All I do know is that you claim some proficiency at a martial art. Big whoop. That describes more half the marines I know. I still busted their heads and threw them in the brig when they were feeling their oats and felt the need to demonstrate what a 'man' they were.

Please. On the internet there's simply no reason to take ANYONE's statement of "I could whip your ass!" seriously. On the other hand, I do know my own capabilities and can say, beyond a shadow of a doubt, that I really don't believe for a moment that you could follow up on your big mouth.
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Offline Knight Templar

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Okay, how nerdy is it when the GIRL starts getting into the bragging war of "I could kick your ass!" "nuh uh! I could do it better!" ?

Oh wait... It's T. Never mind. :p
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Offline J3Vr6

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Originally posted by Knight Templar
Okay, how nerdy is it when the GIRL starts getting into the bragging war of "I could kick your ass!" "nuh uh! I could do it better!" ?



:lol:


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Please. On the internet there's simply no reason to take ANYONE's statement of "I could whip your ass!" seriously.



The same can be said about you and your uber kick assing skill
:doubt:  This is the same thing as, "I'm better than you!  I can't prove it, but take my word for it!"


EDIT:  And no one should ever say they could kick a girls ass, cuz that's just.... wrong.  Whether you could or not ;)
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it's very impressive, but for all of you who are saying you can "see he's a trained martial art" and all that... there's no way to see that.  there really is not.  for all you know he could just be a gymnast who talked to one of his friends in TaeKwonDo and found out some cool stances or something.  ;)

 
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Originally posted by Knight Templar
Okay, how nerdy is it when the GIRL starts getting into the bragging war of "I could kick your ass!" "nuh uh! I could do it better!" ?

Oh wait... It's T. Never mind. :p


calling tiara male?



:p

seriously shes probably gonna come back and kick your ass all over this forum sooner or later cos of that :P
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naaa he was just kidding ;)

 
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heh
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Originally posted by J3Vr6


EDIT:  And no one should ever say they could kick a girls ass, cuz that's just.... wrong.  Whether you could or not ;)



its the topic of conversation when its the reverse situation though :D
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Offline Tiara

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It's so funny to see Mik freak out over this. Being all serious and all. :lol:

I'd still kick his ass though :D:p
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Offline J3Vr6

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That's certainly true because not many men would expect a woman to say such a statement openly.  But for a man to turn around and say he could wipe the floor with a woman just seems barbaric, true or not.  I've known women who could wipe the floor with me, and it's been an enjoyable experience :)  It was sparring, dirty minded people.
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Offline Tiara

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You might think you're better than me, Tiara, but I don't recall you being a trained military serviceperson, nor do I recall you working ASF/shore patrol.

He's a military serviceperson too:



I'm really not impressed my friend :D:lol::D
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Offline Knight Templar

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Originally posted by Jiggyhound


calling tiara male?



:p

seriously shes probably gonna come back and kick your ass all over this forum sooner or later cos of that :P


:wtf: Where did I ever say T was a guy? :wtf:
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Offline Stealth

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Originally posted by Tiara

I'd still kick his ass though :D:p


i dunno though.  it's very rare for a girl to beat a guy, because girls have the obvious disadvantage:  they're far, far weaker than males.  of course there's exceptions, when they have training or what-not.  you may be very good Tiara, but if mikhael has experience as he says he does (and i believe him, he's an honorable person, and i respect him) then chances are you might just lose ;) :)

i'm sure you could take on any female on this forum though :D

 

Offline J3Vr6

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Isn't she like the only female on the forum?
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Offline Stealth

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yeah that's the irony of it ;)

i respect her taking martial arts.  a lot.  i think it's a great idea, but you don't know exactly what mikhael's done either, and when it comes down to mikhael vs. tiara, i'd place my bets on mikhael, because he's (most probably) stronger.  

peace Tiara.

 

Offline Nico

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It's so funny to see Mik freak out over this. Being all serious and all. :lol:

I'd still kick his ass though :D:p


It's funny to see Mike freak out, period :p

As for kicking a girl's ass, I can't hardly slap one, so...
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As for kicking a girl's ass, I can't hardly slap one, so...


what do you mean you can "hardly" slap one!?

you can't slap one period :p