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Offline aldo_14

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on: September 28, 2004, 08:32:10 am
 

Offline Turnsky

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Reply #1 on: September 28, 2004, 08:38:17 am
:lol:   now THAT'S customer service.l
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Offline Kosh

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Reply #2 on: September 28, 2004, 08:55:17 am
What is NTL?
"The reason for this is that the original Fortran got so convoluted and extensive (10's of millions of lines of code) that no-one can actually figure out how it works, there's a massive project going on to decode the original Fortran and write a more modern system, but until then, the UK communication network is actually relying heavily on 35 year old Fortran that nobody understands." - Flipside

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Offline aldo_14

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Reply #3 on: September 28, 2004, 08:57:04 am
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Originally posted by Kosh
What is NTL?


Telephone / Cable / Internet company.
 

Offline Fineus

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Reply #4 on: September 28, 2004, 09:22:52 am
That's pretty funny... unfortunate for them...
 

Offline phreak

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Reply #5 on: September 28, 2004, 09:43:48 am
Offically approved by Ebola Virus Man :wtf:
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Offline Ghostavo

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Reply #6 on: September 28, 2004, 11:30:16 am
:lol:
"Closing the Box" - a campaign in the making :nervous:

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Offline an0n

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Reply #7 on: September 28, 2004, 12:03:03 pm
This is why people should be sacked last thing, on a Friday.
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Offline Clave

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Reply #8 on: September 28, 2004, 04:59:47 pm
I have NTL, and was about to launch a blistering rant about the general stupidness, but I am now defused... That was funny, I'd love to have heard it IRL :lol:
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Offline Rictor

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Reply #9 on: September 28, 2004, 05:53:55 pm
Use BS&S and die!
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