[Galemp]

Get "snippy" with an airlines' ticket agent and you may never see your luggage again.

That's the experience of Dr. Esha Khoshnu, a New Jersey psychiatrist traveling to San Diego to attend a conference.

While changing planes in Phoenix, Khoshnu got testy at a Mesa Airlines ticket counter, reports KGTV news, saying, "If I had a bomb, you wouldn't find it."

The Transportation Security Administration described Khoshnu as acting "mouthy and snippy," according to KGTV.

The bomb comment touched off a security scare and FBI officials were dispatched to question Khoshnu, who was subsequently detained long enough to miss her flight.

Her suitcase, however, got past security and was loaded onto the America West jet.

When Mesa Airlines Flight 6264 landed at Lindbergh Field in San Diego the pilot was instructed to taxi to a remote area of the airport where some 35 passengers were taken off the plane and escorted onto two buses, reports City News Service.

"When we landed and quickly did a U-turn on the runway, I was like, 'They never do that.' Then, all the cars started coming and it was obvious that it was for our plane. That was the scary part," one passenger told KGTV.

City News Service reports members of the San Diego Fire Department's bomb squad searched the plane but found no explosives. Next, they removed Khoshnu's suitcase and inspected it in an open area on the grounds of the airport.

Although they found nothing suspicious, authorities blew up the bag with an explosive charge and then doused it with water.

Khoshnu was eventually released and allowed to board a later flight to San Diego. KGTV reports the Assistant U.S. Attorney in Phoenix decided her actions did not merit charges.

...and I am not making this up.
http://www.worldnetdaily.com/news/article.asp?ARTICLE_ID=42930

[Corsair]

Put her on the no fly list! She might be dangerous!!

Seriously though, it was a rather stupid thing to say.

[Taristin]

This is racial profiling! I will not stand for this!

[WMCoolmon]

Is this sex-change a natural phenomenon among Vasudans?

[Solatar]

Yeah, they're just like the earthbound fish that change gender.

[Nuclear1]

Well, Vasuda Prime won't apparently be getting any fishes for a while now....

[Flipside]

You do realise she's gonna call in a Sobek and Beam their arses now

[Nuclear1]

Why a Sobek when you could get a frickin' Hatshepsut to do the same?

Ah! There are Bush's WMDs!

[redsniper]

reminds me of Meet the Parents
Focker: It's not like I have a bomb.
Security: Arrest him!
Focker: I said it's not like I have a bomb.
Security: You said bomb on an airplane. You can't do that.

[Clave]

[vyper]

Heh, must be Hammer Of Light!

[Taristin]

They should have searched her for the tatoo!

*hides his*

[deep_eyes]

and Koshnu said, "Bu-bubu-bu-ba-papuh!"

*then goes and slaps every TA Security guarg upside there headz.

[WMCoolmon]

Originally posted by deep_eyes
*then goes and slaps every TA Security guarg upside there headz.

Whether or not they deserve a slapping depends on the question asked of Khonsu. If it was something along the lines of, "Are you carrying any bombs, assault weaponry, or nuclear-based explosive devices with which you plan on staging a hijacking or terrorist attack?" then, yes, the TA deserves a slapping.

[Clave]

What's a Vasudan?

[WMCoolmon]

http://dynamic6.gamespy.com/~freespace/fsdoc/index.php?pagename=Vasudans

[Charismatic]

I wonder how the Vasudan, not a US resident, got a plane ticket, or even a green card.

[TopAce]

This whole is inaccurate: The Vasudan emperor is spelt as Khonsu, not Khoshnu.

[aldo_14]

You mean it;s not really the Vasudan emperor?

[Galemp]

No, no, it's some psychiatrist. I never said it was Khonsu.

*wonders how Clave got here without knowing what a Vasudan is*