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Offline an0n

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on: April 01, 2005, 03:07:12 pm
Now that I have achieved supremacy, I will hereby state the rules for continued peace and harmony on this forum.  Obey, and you will be blessed with safety and continued membership.  Rebel, and you shall come to ph33r my wrath.

1) As some of you have noticed, HLP now has a dungeon pr0n forum.  All former administrators shall be required to enter auditions of themselves in said forum, on pain of death or perma-banning, whichever is most convenient.

2) All the inactive hosted projects will be required to demonstrate significant progress within the next hour.  Failure to meet the deadline will result in the forum's deletion* along with the rest of the HLP rot.

3) Moderator and administrator positions will be available to selected peons, selected on a case-by-case basis.

4) I reserve the right to add rules to this post without further notice.

*Or, perhaps, opening  to public viewing.
"I.....don't.....CARE!!!!!" ---- an0n
"an0n's right. He's crazy, an asshole, not to be trusted, rarely to be taken seriously, and never to be allowed near your mother. But, he's got a knack for being right. In the worst possible way he can find." ---- Yuppygoat
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Offline Sandwich

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Reply #1 on: April 01, 2005, 03:30:02 pm
What the heck? an0n? How'd you get back?
SERIOUSLY...! | {The Sandvich Bar} - Rhino-FS2 Tutorial | CapShip Turret Upgrade | The Complete FS2 Ship List | System Background Package

"...The quintessential quality of our age is that of dreams coming true. Just think of it. For centuries we have dreamt of flying; recently we made that come true: we have always hankered for speed; now we have speeds greater than we can stand: we wanted to speak to far parts of the Earth; we can: we wanted to explore the sea bottom; we have: and so  on, and so on: and, too, we wanted the power to smash our enemies utterly; we have it. If we had truly wanted peace, we should have had that as well. But true peace has never been one of the genuine dreams - we have got little further than preaching against war in order to appease our consciences. The truly wishful dreams, the many-minded dreams are now irresistible - they become facts." - 'The Outward Urge' by John Wyndham

"The very essence of tolerance rests on the fact that we have to be intolerant of intolerance. Stretching right back to Kant, through the Frankfurt School and up to today, liberalism means that we can do anything we like as long as we don't hurt others. This means that if we are tolerant of others' intolerance - especially when that intolerance is a call for genocide - then all we are doing is allowing that intolerance to flourish, and allowing the violence that will spring from that intolerance to continue unabated." - Bren Carlill
 

Offline vyper

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Reply #2 on: April 01, 2005, 03:35:11 pm
I think we can safely say th'April Fool has just bit us on th'knob.

Edit: btw, c'mon man don't even joke about the deletions there's a lot of work out there.
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Offline Nuclear1

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Reply #3 on: April 01, 2005, 03:40:24 pm
What the hell?

Is this some sick April Fool's joke, or has an0n finally been made an admin?

Holy usurp of power, Batman!
Spoon - I stand in awe by your flawless fredding. Truely, never before have I witnessed such magnificant display of beamz.
Axem -  I don't know what I'll do with my life now. Maybe I'll become a Nun, or take up Macrame. But where ever I go... I will remember you!
Axem - Sorry to post again when I said I was leaving for good, but something was nagging me. I don't want to say it in a way that shames the campaign but I think we can all agree it is actually.. incomplete. It is missing... Voice Acting.
Quanto - I for one would love to lend my beautiful singing voice into this wholesome project.
Nuclear1 - I want a duet.
AndrewofDoom - Make it a trio!
 

Offline Singh

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Re: New Rules
Reply #4 on: April 01, 2005, 03:37:37 pm
Quote
Originally posted by an0n
Now that I have achieved supremacy, I will hereby state the rules for continued peace and harmony on this forum.  Obey, and you will be blessed with safety and continued membership.  Rebel, and you shall come to ph33r my wrath.

1) As some of you have noticed, HLP now has a dungeon pr0n forum.  All former administrators shall be required to enter auditions of themselves in said forum, on pain of death or perma-banning, whichever is most convenient.

2) All the inactive hosted projects will be required to demonstrate significant progress within the next hour.  Failure to meet the deadline will result in the forum's deletion* along with the rest of the HLP rot.

3) Moderator and administrator positions will be available to selected peons, selected on a case-by-case basis.

4) I reserve the right to add rules to this post without further notice.

*Or, perhaps, opening  to public viewing.




oooooooook.......now this is scary.
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Offline an0n

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Reply #5 on: April 01, 2005, 03:39:04 pm
I do not make empty threats.

Freespace Upgrade Project is now gone.
"I.....don't.....CARE!!!!!" ---- an0n
"an0n's right. He's crazy, an asshole, not to be trusted, rarely to be taken seriously, and never to be allowed near your mother. But, he's got a knack for being right. In the worst possible way he can find." ---- Yuppygoat
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Offline vyper

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Reply #6 on: April 01, 2005, 03:39:36 pm
I don't think "made" be th'right word.

I'm currently considerin' photoshoppin' Sarnies head onto a porn pic t'submit t'the new forum. Unfortunately I fear this power transfer will be as short as a Republican's penis.

Edit: an0n, you've made th'bloody time warp worse son

Edit 2: Yes, he's defo an admin or so says the user list.
« Last Edit: April 01, 2005, 03:41:41 pm by 798 »
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Offline vyper

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Reply #7 on: April 01, 2005, 03:43:19 pm
Quote
Originally posted by an0n
I do not make empty threats.

Freespace Upgrade Project be now gone.


I suspect I know what you're doing, but c'mon - take it out on the admins not the peons.
"But you live, you learn.  Unless you die.  Then you're ****ed." - aldo14
 

Offline an0n

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Reply #8 on: April 01, 2005, 03:43:59 pm
I have decided t'amend rule #1 t'allow any o' th'former Admirals o' th'Black t'persuade a female member o' this forum t'audition in his place.

Considerin' that thar are fewer female members than thar are former admins, said Admirals o' th'Black should act smartly t'secure a substitute.
"I.....don't.....CARE!!!!!" ---- an0n
"an0n's right. He's crazy, an asshole, not to be trusted, rarely to be taken seriously, and never to be allowed near your mother. But, he's got a knack for being right. In the worst possible way he can find." ---- Yuppygoat
~-=~!@!~=-~ : Nodewar.com
 

Offline vyper

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Reply #9 on: April 01, 2005, 03:45:35 pm
I think you mean prostitute.
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Offline Nuclear1

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Reply #10 on: April 01, 2005, 03:48:29 pm
The time warp's worse, an0n's in control, and we're all talking like pirates.

Yup, this is it.

*moves to Game Warden*
Spoon - I stand in awe by your flawless fredding. Truely, never before have I witnessed such magnificant display of beamz.
Axem -  I don't know what I'll do with my life now. Maybe I'll become a Nun, or take up Macrame. But where ever I go... I will remember you!
Axem - Sorry to post again when I said I was leaving for good, but something was nagging me. I don't want to say it in a way that shames the campaign but I think we can all agree it is actually.. incomplete. It is missing... Voice Acting.
Quanto - I for one would love to lend my beautiful singing voice into this wholesome project.
Nuclear1 - I want a duet.
AndrewofDoom - Make it a trio!
 

Offline vyper

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Reply #11 on: April 01, 2005, 03:47:33 pm
*moves t'nodewa.... oh wait.

Edit: aww come tae **** with this time warp
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Offline BlackDove

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Reply #12 on: April 01, 2005, 03:56:09 pm
:lol:
 

Offline an0n

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Reply #13 on: April 01, 2005, 04:02:06 pm
Coming up on the one-hour deadline.  Any nominations for the next deletion?

As a former member, I'm currently leaning toward The 158th.
"I.....don't.....CARE!!!!!" ---- an0n
"an0n's right. He's crazy, an asshole, not to be trusted, rarely to be taken seriously, and never to be allowed near your mother. But, he's got a knack for being right. In the worst possible way he can find." ---- Yuppygoat
~-=~!@!~=-~ : Nodewar.com
 

Offline vyper

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Reply #14 on: April 01, 2005, 04:03:35 pm
As weak test for proof you are an0n..

A Question: You recently asked for some old pictures back off some of us, what were they of?
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Offline TopAce

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Reply #15 on: April 01, 2005, 04:03:50 pm
Oh, man. Something has happened.
My community contributions - Get my campaigns from here.

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Offline MatthewPapa

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Reply #16 on: April 01, 2005, 04:08:13 pm
Quote
Originally posted by TopAce
Oh, man. Something has happened.


yup
 

Offline MatthewPapa

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Reply #17 on: April 01, 2005, 04:08:55 pm
AHH, th'HLP logo!!

 

Offline Nuclear1

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Reply #18 on: April 01, 2005, 04:06:14 pm
Geez... I'm starting to think that this isn't an April Fool's joke anymore.
Spoon - I stand in awe by your flawless fredding. Truely, never before have I witnessed such magnificant display of beamz.
Axem -  I don't know what I'll do with my life now. Maybe I'll become a Nun, or take up Macrame. But where ever I go... I will remember you!
Axem - Sorry to post again when I said I was leaving for good, but something was nagging me. I don't want to say it in a way that shames the campaign but I think we can all agree it is actually.. incomplete. It is missing... Voice Acting.
Quanto - I for one would love to lend my beautiful singing voice into this wholesome project.
Nuclear1 - I want a duet.
AndrewofDoom - Make it a trio!
 

Offline vyper

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Reply #19 on: April 01, 2005, 04:08:58 pm
I feel violated by this poor result.
"But you live, you learn.  Unless you die.  Then you're ****ed." - aldo14
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