1) I wish I could, for graphics or writing (

). But honestly, I would have to say Styxx there - if not him, Bobboau.
2) Head of IT department somewhere? Me, lol. Bachelor of IT will be my degree, if I can make it...

3) Politics? That'd have to be you, Shrike. You'd use your
Master of Conversation skills, and you'd win
any political debate.

Eg:
Politician #1: I think that my policy is better. Blah blah blah...
Shrike: k
Politician #1: Shouldn't you be arguing against me?
Shrike: lol
Politician #1: Stop laughing at me!
Shrike: i have the cannon of closure
Politician #1: Yes, well, I actually have a real policy. You just have the people's support...
Shrike: All you base are belong to us, sucker!
Shrike: As they say, 0wnT
See what I mean?
Shrike: Even better.....mwah ha ha
Setekh: There, colours changed. At least now they know what you added 
Shrike: Yes, thanks to my people's liberation army.... and my cache of advanced-tech energy weapons.. I mean...um..... high powered flash lights....[This message has been edited by Shrike (edited 07-08-2001).]
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