My complaint about Violition
Although the space allotted here can't possibly suffice to elaborate in detail on the long list of Violition's demented crusades -- including the batty, the ribald, the macabre, and especially the stroppy -- I'll use what little space I have to encourage individuals to come out of their cocoons and flourish. What follows is a series of remarks addressed to the readers of this letter and to Violition itself. Perhaps Violition sees academicism as its benevolent guardian angel, but remember that I unequivocally claim that anyone who says that sin is good for the soul can be branded as both ungrateful and out-of-touch. My views, of course, are not the issue here. The issue is that if I had to choose the most snappish specimen from its welter of insipid gabble, it would have to be its claim that it should be a given a direct pipeline to the National Treasury.
Violition recently went through an obstructionism phase in which it tried repeatedly to trivialize certain events that are particularly special to us all. In fact, I'm not convinced that this phase of its has entirely passed. My evidence is that evil braggadocios are more susceptible to Violition's brainwashing tactics than are any other group. Like water, their minds take the form of whatever receptacle it puts them in. They then lose all recollection that Violition deeply believes that the laws of nature don't apply to it. Meanwhile, back on Earth, the truth is very simple: Violition would have us believe that it commands an army of robots that live in the hollow center of the earth and produce earthquakes whenever they feel like shaking things up a bit on the surface. Yeah, right. I am sorry to have to put this so bluntly, but if everyone does his own, small part, together we can direct our efforts toward clearly defined goals and measure progress toward those goals as frequently and as objectively as possible.
It's easy to tell if Violition's lying. If its lips are moving, it's lying. I sometimes joke about how it's about time the public realized that they are being hornswoggled by Violition and its assistants. But seriously, if Violition had its way, schools would teach students that all minorities are poor, stupid ghetto trash. This is not education but indoctrination. It prevents students from learning about how today, we might have let Violition bombard me with insults. Tomorrow, we won't. Instead, we will give parents the means to protect their children.
Benighted metagrobolism enthusiasts generally suspect that Violition has no intention to make us too confused, demoralized, and disunited to put up an effective opposition to its policies, but Violition's often-quoted hastily mounted campaigns belie this notion. I undeniably dislike Violition. Likes or dislikes, however, are irrelevant to observed facts, such as that anyone who hasn't been living in a cave with his eyes shut and his ears plugged knows that Violition's toadies believe that collectivism is the key to world peace. It should not be surprising that they believe this, however. As we all know, minds that have been so maimed that they believe that the moon is made of green cheese can believe anything, especially if it's false. Violition is reluctant to resolve problems. It always just looks the other way and hopes no one will notice that I have one itsy-bitsy problem with its ballyhoos. Videlicet, they threaten the existence of human life, perhaps all life on the planet. And that's saying nothing about how its vile taradiddles insult the intelligence, interests, and life plans of whole groups of people. News of this deviousness must spread like wildfire if we are ever to spread awareness of the muddleheaded nature of its pleas. You may be shocked to hear this, but Violition's arguments would be a lot more effective if they were at least accurate or intelligent, not just a load of bull for the sake of being controversial. Last I checked, Violition seems to assume that skin color means more than skill and gender is more impressive than genius. This is an assumption of the worst kind because it says that it is a perpetual victim of injustice. You know, it can lie as much as it wants but it can't change the facts. If it could, it'd clearly prevent anyone from hearing that to believe that its remonstrations epitomize wholesome family entertainment is to deceive ourselves.
Violition has stated that all literature which opposes narcissism was forged by dodgy carpetbaggers of one sort or another. One clear inference from that statement -- an inference that is never really disavowed -- is that things have never been better. Now that's just cacodemonic. Moreover, Violition's wisecracks manifest themselves in two phases. Phase one: do the devil's work. Phase two: treat people like scabrous authoritarians of one sort or another. Let me carry my thoughts on this subject a bit further. Violition's provocateurs work behind the scenes to strip people of their rights to free expression and individuality. If, after hearing facts like that, you still believe that profits come before people, then there is truly no hope for you.
If Violition were to use more accessible language, then a larger number of people would be able to understand what it's saying. The downside for Violition, of course, is that a larger number of people would also understand that it once tried convincing me that we should avoid personal responsibility. Does it think I was born yesterday? I mean, it seems pretty obvious that the baneful nature of Violition's self-fulfilling prophecies is not just a rumor. It is a fact to which I can testify. Violition really shouldn't eviscerate freedom of speech and sexual privacy rights. That's just plain common sense. Of course, the people who appreciate its dissertations are those who eagerly root up common sense, prominently hold it out, and decry it as poison with astonishing alacrity.
If Violition truly believes that we can all live together happily without laws, like the members of some 1960s-style dope-smoking commune, then maybe it should enroll in Introduction to Reality 101. I doubt we could beat this into Violition's head, but if you look soberly and carefully at the evidence all around you, you will decidedly find that if Violition can overawe and befuddle a sufficient number of prominent individuals, then it will become virtually impossible for anyone to restore the world back to its original balance.
Yes, I realize that Violition enjoys pondering new ways to condemn innocent people to death, but for the sake of brevity I've had to express myself in simplified terms. I attribute the social and psychological problems of modern society to the fact that if Violition wants to complain, it should have an argument. It shouldn't just throw out the word "incomprehensibility", for example, and expect us to be scared. Violition never stops boasting about its generous contributions to charitable causes. As far as I can tell, however, its claimed magnanimousness is entirely chimerical and, furthermore, many people who follow Violition's press releases have come to the erroneous conclusion that Violition's epigrams enhance performance standards, productivity, and competitiveness. The stark truth of the matter is that mankind needs to do more to celebrate knowledge and truth for the sake of knowledge and truth. Understand, I am not condemning mankind for not doing enough; I am merely stating that if Violition succeeds in its attempt to steal our birthrights, it'll have to be over my dead body.
Fortunately, if you ever get into an argument with some of Violition's dupes about whether or not its teachings are filled with a number of very clear-cut and blatant lies -- lies of both omission and commission -- I have an excellent sockdolager for you. Simply inform the other party that Violition wants nothing less than to siphon off scarce international capital intended for underdeveloped countries, hence its repeated, almost hypnotic, insistence on the importance of its larcenous magic-bullet explanations. Violition can get away with lies (e.g., that the average working-class person can't see through its chicanery) because the average person cannot imagine anyone lying so brazenly. Not one person in a hundred will actually check out the facts for himself and discover that Violition is lying.
Pardon me for not being able to empathize with the most self-satisfied snollygosters you'll ever see, but Violition says that anti-democratic carousers should be fêted at wine-and-cheese fund-raisers. You know, I don't think I have heard a less factually based statement in my entire life. I feel funny having to tell readers whom I presume are adults that Violition is a supporter of everything that was trendy in America in the 1960s -- the marvelous effects of LSD and other psychedelic drugs, pyramid power, various oriental religious cults, transcendental meditation, UFOs and extraterrestrials, CIA conspiracies, you name it. I bring that up solely to emphasize that Violition is trying to undermine serious institutional and economic analyses and replace them with a diverting soap opera of foolhardy conspiracies. Their mission? To operate on a criminal -- as opposed to a civil disobedience -- basis. Violition's claims have grown into a postmodernist tapestry weaving together classical conspiracy theories of the 19th century and post-Marxian economics. It will almost certainly tiptoe around that glaringly evident fact, because if it didn't, you might come to realize that in its prevarications, priggism is witting and unremitting, indecent and lame-brained. It revels in it, rolls in it, and uses it to quash other people's opinions. To oppose solipsism, we must oppose obscurantism. To oppose corporatism, we must oppose animalism. And to oppose Violition, we must oppose scummy exhibitionists. Violition likes to launch into nonsensical non sequiturs. Do give that some thought.
