[Ulala]

I just hope, after watching that, people remember it doesn't represent every Christian.

Also, I thought it more interesting than anything some of the music the video would play during certain scences (specifically the "speaking in tongues" thing). It made an already uncomfortable viewing even more haunting.

[Dark RevenantX]

I like it when they use scientific reasoning to actually try to PROVE creationism.  The points they make have led me to believe that "God" (whatever name you prefer to call Him) used the process we know as evolution to sculpt out what we are right now.  Why he would make something as crappy as us, I will never know.  However, my reasoning is hard to argue for or against, so I tend to stick with it, as it doesn't cause argument.

[Ace]

What I don't get is the presumption that such an... entity would be male. By definition IT would be genderless. For that matter why would it more strongly identify with one gender than another? Seems rather silly.

Of course claiming that some all powerful sentient thing "just is" which adds another layer of complexity above things being "just is" is also rather silly.

Return to your usual, illogical, silliness meatbags. You'll be boxed soon enough...

[Kosh]

What I don't get is the presumption that such an... entity would be male.

Male chauvanism?


It's really similair reasoning to that of "we are made in His image".

[aldo_14]

I strongly suspect, like all great male inventions, religion was invented as a way to pick up chicks....

[Ace]

20,000 years ago...

*Snot drools from nose*

"Heh... heh... have sex with me or... or... you will be killed.... ermm not by me but... by the gods.... no... THE GOD.... and you will... *wheezes* be tormented forever!"

"So... you hear the will of this... god who can kill me?"

"YES! God speaks to me when I'm painting in the back of my mother's cave! OBEY GOD'S WILL!"

"Ermm... I better not risk dying... god's will be done then..."

Then he realises he might only have sex with her once.

"Also, no condoms or birth control plants. GOD WANTS YOU TO MAKE BABIES! Now get pregnant and barefoot."

"Why would god want me pregnant all the time?"

"It's YOUR DUTY... because god is a man, the ALPHA MALE, and HE wants YOU to be happy with babies!"

"Oh... that makes sense..."

- - -

That's right kids, religion was started by the neolithic equivalent of a World of Warcraft junkie.

[Herra Tohtori]

What I don't get is the presumption that such an... entity would be male.

Something is wrong here. War, disease, death, destruction, hunger, filth, poverty, torture, crime, corruption, and the Ice Capades. Something is definitely wrong. This is not good work. If this is the best God can do, I am not impressed. Results like these do not belong on the résumé of a Supreme Being. This is the kind of **** you'd expect from an office temp with a bad attitude. And just between you and me, in any decently-run universe, this guy would've been out on his all-powerful ass a long time ago. And by the way, I say "this guy", because I firmly believe, looking at these results, that if there is a God, it has to be a man.

No woman could or would ever **** things up like this. So, if there is a God, I think most reasonable people might agree that he's at least incompetent, and maybe, just maybe, doesn't give a ****. Doesn't give a ****, which I admire in a person, and which would explain a lot of these bad results.

There's the easiest explanation.

[Deniidil]

christian terrorist training camp

[Mefustae]

christian terrorist training camp

Impossible, they're white.

[Charismatic]

http://www.brightcove.com/title.jsp?title=525642708&channel=525261929

There's the whole thing.

It's funnier than anything if you ask me.  A bunch of Pentecostals in the first part.

I personally am pentecostal. And whats wrong with pentecostals? And unlike creationism, i know a bit about Pentecostalism.

EDIT: LOL @ first video and im still watching the second video.
And for the record, neither of the two videos on a frist day, are pentecostal decent. If anything id say charismatic, and yes there is a difference.

And when they pray in thounges i get a weird felling, and i can tell many of them are faking. That woman is trouble, and i would not believe what she says.

[Ace]

christian terrorist training camp

Impossible, they're white.

*Uses spraypaint bomb with earthtone colors*

They're brown now, bust 'em DHS!

[KappaWing]

christian terrorist training camp

Impossible, they're white.

*Uses spraypaint bomb with earthtone colors*

They're brown now, bust 'em DHS!

That would be funny if it werent so true. Is Europe similar in this attitude?

[DeepSpace9er]

I get it! This is what they are missing in a state run education establishment http://www.wthr.com/Global/story.asp?S=6180780&nav=9Tai

She should have the right to teach her own kids but she was blatantly wrong about science not proving anything. What would be more correct is science doesnt prove everything. Regardless, the state is not the 3rd parent and should not be. Just because you believe that evolution is the only theory of credience and that anyone who doesnt teach it as truth and 100% completely proven beyond the shadow of a doubt fact (like the existence of gravity) is a stupid idiotic buffoon guilty of child abuse and should have social services take the child away and stick him in a foster home to goto public education processing.

[aldo_14]

I get it! This is what they are missing in a state run education establishment http://www.wthr.com/Global/story.asp?S=6180780&nav=9Tai

Relevance?  Or are we seriously meant to be taking a singular scandal as an example of, ummm, one of the biggest education systems in the world?  That's about as valid as finding a home-schooling parent convicted of abusing their child and setting it as the truth for all homeschooling.

She should have the right to teach her own kids but she was blatantly wrong about science not proving anything. What would be more correct is science doesnt prove everything. Regardless, the state is not the 3rd parent and should not be. Just because you believe that evolution is the only theory of credience and that anyone who doesnt teach it as truth and 100% completely proven beyond the shadow of a doubt fact (like the existence of gravity) is a stupid idiotic buffoon guilty of child abuse and should have social services take the child away and stick him in a foster home to goto public education processing.

Evolution is the only theory of credence; that's not a belief, it's scentific fact (the same as gravity is the only theory of credence for 'why things don't wot fall off into t'sky').  The problem of things like this is that it's destroying the kids education by actively ruining their capacity for independent thought and consideration - if it isn't contradicted then there is a risk these children will grow up, and they simply won't have any career prospects because they've been brought up as drones dependent on following their parents' opinions.  Another which strikes me is, with no state curriculum imposed in some way (such as the, ummm, School of the Air used in the Ozzie outback IIRC), how do you know these kids aren't being brought up as illiterate bigots or racists?

 I didn't really understand what you were on about for the most of that sentence, though.

[Bobboau]

I get it! This is what they are missing in a state run education establishment http://www.wthr.com/Global/story.asp?S=6180780&nav=9Tai

yeah they need to be homeschooled!
ahhh hahahahaha........

[Charismatic]

I get it! This is what they are missing in a state run education establishment http://www.wthr.com/Global/story.asp?S=6180780&nav=9Tai

Dam.. w t.....f?

[Snail]

I get it! This is what they are missing in a state run education establishment http://www.wthr.com/Global/story.asp?S=6180780&nav=9Tai

Wow that look out must be really good.

[Harbinger of DOOM]

In effect, she really is building an "Army of God.

You sure its God she's building an army for?

[Tyrian]

It is an "Army of God," it's just not for God.

Same thing with soldiers in the Mideast.  They claim to be soldiers of God, not for God.