'married sex, drugs, rock'n'roll' just doesn't have the same ring to it.
Anyhow, if you want your marriage to last then you're gonna need to know how to please yer bird on the honeymoon. The only way to do so is to practice, practice, practice, practice, practice, practice, practice, practice, practice, practice, practice, practice, practice, practice, practice, practice, practice, practice, practice, practice, practice, practice, get a drink, practice, practice, practice, practice, practice, practice, sleep, practice, practice, get a sandwich (
), goto work.