Why the big taboo over sex? I sense some religious zealousy filling the air (server) and I don't like it. Strkye, Those puritans obviously weren't shipped far enough. May I suggest the moon as a destination for anyone with a simmilar problem in future.
Just for those "I believe 100% of what the bible says" people amongst us, here's Top Gun's big ol' list of quotes that you also must believe:
Deuteronomy 21:18-21
"If a man have a stubborn and rebellious son. . . bring him out unto the elders of his city. . .And all the men of his city shall stone him with stones, that he die: so shalt thou put evil away from among you. . ."
Psalm 137:9
"Happy shall he be, that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones." - Premarital sex is bad Stoning children to death is good.
Malachi 2:3
"Behold, I will corrupt your seed and spread dung upon your faces." - don't knock it until you've tried it
Deuteronomy 28:53
"And thou shalt eat of the fruit of thine own body, that of thy sons and of thy daughers, which the LORD thy God hath given thee" - No premarital sex for you guys but you can eat your children if you like.
.......and you can forget all of that scientific mumbo-jumbo here's what really goes on
Clouds are gods footprints in Heaven - "The Lord is slow to anger, and great in power, and will not at all acquit the wicked: the Lord hath his way in the whirlwind and in the storm, and the clouds are the dust of his feet" (Nahum 1:3).
The disabled have been "smited" by him - "And the Lord said unto [Moses], Who hath made man's mouth? or who maketh the dumb, or deaf, or the seeing, or the blind? have not I the Lord ?" (Exodus 4:11). "And, behold, thou shalt be dumb, and not able to speak, until the day that these things shall be performed because thou believest not my words, which shall be fulfilled in their season" (Luke 1:20).
God causes thunder and Lightning - "Hear attentively the noise of his voice, and the sound that goeth out of his mouth. He directeth it under the whole heaven, and his lightning unto the ends of the earth" (Job 37:2-3).
Hemorrhoids are one of god's ways of punishing sinners (he must have smited the VBB then
) -"The Lord will smite thee with the botch of Egypt, and with the emerods, and with the scab, and with the itch, whereof thou canst not be healed" (Deuteronomy 28:27). "But the hand of the Lord was heavy upon them of Ashdod, and he destroyed them, and smote them with emerods, even Ashdod and the coasts thereof" (1 Samuel 5:6).
And so ends Pastor Greg's Bible study class for today.
[This message has been edited by Top Gun (edited 01-19-2002).]