Author Topic: W-H-I-Y-L - boom shake-shake shake the-room. (Read 3244808 times)

z64555 · **Reply #26700 on:** January 22, 2014, 11:11:43 am

Quote from: General Battuta on January 22, 2014, 09:33:13 am

You monster, that was the legendary red rooster sriracha company, a true national treasure

I'm a monster because of red rooster, perhaps. My super power is spitting up gobs of solidified mucus the size of a quarter.

btw, sriracha is great for cleaning out the colon.

Colonol Dekker · **Reply #26701 on:** January 22, 2014, 11:12:52 am

Semi? .......

.......colon?

MP-Ryan · **Reply #26702 on:** January 22, 2014, 02:23:52 pm

We've had fish in the tank for less than 48-hours, and already there are politics among my white cloud minnows. One of them keeps getting banished from the remaining four to sit in the corner. I think it's one of the girls, too. Silly fish.

StarSlayer · **Reply #26703 on:** January 22, 2014, 02:34:34 pm

Maybe she's totes too hip to hang out with the try hards in the school.

deathfun · **Reply #26704 on:** January 22, 2014, 02:46:56 pm

Helluva birthday night for a coworker of mine. Dinner at some fancy place, then karaoke night with Corona and tequila specials. I paid for three things, but had drank so much more. People who buy rounds for everyone is awesome, specially when a lot of people don't want the shots they're given

Me in my infinite wisdom though, said the tequila tasted like water. It quite literally, tasted like that. Everyone else went for the lime while I just wondered why the tequila was so bland

So they gave me the extra shots

Surprisingly enough, that did **** all in terms of getting me hammered. Hell, I was the most sober person there near the end

Nuke · **Reply #26705 on:** January 22, 2014, 04:24:51 pm

Quote from: General Battuta on January 22, 2014, 09:33:13 am

You monster, that was the legendary red rooster sriracha company, a true national treasure

sriracha is the most overrated hotsauce ever. it has no flavor at all, its just pure hot. its sort of the everclear of hotsauces, in that its used purely for showing off. im more partial to cholula, which is downright mild in comparison but with an awesome flavor. i go through a bottle or two of that stuff every month. any habanero sauce is welcome in my fridge though, as is tobasco (the vodka of hotsauces).

if you want hot, try my chili or my admiral lucifer's chicken.

General Battuta · **Reply #26706 on:** January 22, 2014, 04:27:02 pm

Sriracha is barely hot at all but it tastes ****in' great.

General Battuta · **Reply #26707 on:** January 22, 2014, 04:27:19 pm

Death to the infidel.

Nuke · **Reply #26708 on:** January 22, 2014, 04:29:44 pm

dont trust any hot sauce that wasnt made in mexico.

MP-Ryan · **Reply #26709 on:** January 22, 2014, 05:15:09 pm

You guys are sending me into sweating convulsions just reading about these sauces... ugh. I can barely eat small amounts of jalapeno. Habinero sends me running for the hills, and OC spray training was quite possibly the biggest-nightmare-turned-relaity of my life. Ugh.

Hobbie · **Reply #26710 on:** January 22, 2014, 07:07:31 pm

Quote from: MP-Ryan on January 22, 2014, 05:15:09 pm

You guys are sending me into sweating convulsions just reading about these sauces... ugh. I can barely eat small amounts of jalapeno. Habinero sends me running for the hills, and OC spray training was quite possibly the biggest-nightmare-turned-relaity of my life. Ugh.

I, on the other hand, am now quite hungry.

StarSlayer · **Reply #26711 on:** January 22, 2014, 08:30:43 pm

Quote from: MP-Ryan on January 22, 2014, 05:15:09 pm

You guys are sending me into sweating convulsions just reading about these sauces... ugh. I can barely eat small amounts of jalapeno. Habinero sends me running for the hills, and OC spray training was quite possibly the biggest-nightmare-turned-relaity of my life. Ugh.

Quick someone mod in a oleoresin capsicum dracō into Skyrim!

deathfun · **Reply #26712 on:** January 23, 2014, 12:55:39 am

Life drawing class. Well worth it now, imagine what it'll be worth at the end
I'm glad I decided to finally get this **** going

Dark Hunter · **Reply #26713 on:** January 23, 2014, 01:20:40 am

Quote from: Hobbie on January 22, 2014, 07:07:31 pm

Quote from: MP-Ryan on January 22, 2014, 05:15:09 pm
You guys are sending me into sweating convulsions just reading about these sauces... ugh. I can barely eat small amounts of jalapeno. Habinero sends me running for the hills, and OC spray training was quite possibly the biggest-nightmare-turned-relaity of my life. Ugh.

I, on the other hand, am now quite hungry.

Me too. Chips and extremely hot salsa ahoy!

Habaneros are on the middle end of the hot scale, actually. Ever hear of the "ghost pepper"? Now that **** is hot!

Colonol Dekker · **Reply #26714 on:** January 23, 2014, 03:08:37 am

Quote from: deathfun on January 22, 2014, 02:46:56 pm

Helluva birthday night for a coworker of mine. Dinner at some fancy place, then karaoke night with Corona and tequila specials. I paid for three things, but had drank so much more. People who buy rounds for everyone is awesome, specially when a lot of people don't want the shots they're given

Me in my infinite wisdom though, said the tequila tasted like water. It quite literally, tasted like that. Everyone else went for the lime while I just wondered why the tequila was so bland

So they gave me the extra shots

Surprisingly enough, that did **** all in terms of getting me hammered. Hell, I was the most sober person there near the end

Sounds watered down to this particular booze veteran.

Nuke · **Reply #26715 on:** January 23, 2014, 03:34:55 am

im one of those people who can (and has) downed an entire fifth of jose cuervo without puking.

Colonol Dekker · **Reply #26716 on:** January 23, 2014, 03:45:35 am

Fifth of a?.......... Litre, pint, gallon?

Kopachris · **Reply #26717 on:** January 23, 2014, 06:35:48 am

Quote from: Dekker on January 23, 2014, 03:45:35 am

Fifth of a?.......... Litre, pint, gallon?

"Fifth" is a standard measure for liquor, and it's supposed to equate to 1/5 of a gallon, but is actually standardized to 750mL. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fifth_%28unit%29

Colonol Dekker · **Reply #26718 on:** January 23, 2014, 07:29:08 am

That's a fair amount. But in one go, I'd prefer not to.

MP-Ryan · **Reply #26719 on:** January 23, 2014, 09:02:38 am

Quote from: StarSlayer on January 22, 2014, 08:30:43 pm

Quote from: MP-Ryan on January 22, 2014, 05:15:09 pm
You guys are sending me into sweating convulsions just reading about these sauces... ugh. I can barely eat small amounts of jalapeno. Habinero sends me running for the hills, and OC spray training was quite possibly the biggest-nightmare-turned-relaity of my life. Ugh.

Quick someone mod in a oleoresin capsicum dracō into Skyrim!

*stabby stabby stabby stabby run*

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