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Offline Colonol Dekker

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Re: Cos this is my u-nit-ed states of- Whåtever- HIYL.
Out for a leaving do on friday. . . . After doing fine on four pints of London Pride, I mentioned that I become a TOTAL guaranteed lay after a glass of wine or two. . . As wine is both my achilles heel and a giant kryptonite flavoured sledgehammer.
 
Ended up scoring with the lady who's leaving do it was and doing a vodka shot from her stomach saturday morning.
 
I hate wine.
But it works out ok sometimes.
Campaigns I've added my distinctiveness to-
- Blue Planet: Battle Captains
-Battle of Neptune
-Between the Ashes 2
-Blue planet: Age of Aquarius
-FOTG?
-Inferno R1
-Ribos: The aftermath / -Retreat from Deneb
-Sol: A History
-TBP EACW teaser
-Earth Brakiri war
-TBP Fortune Hunters (I think?)
-TBP Relic
-Trancsend (Possibly?)
-Uncharted Territory
-Vassagos Dirge
-War Machine
(Others lost to the mists of time and no discernible audit trail)

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Secret bomb God.
That one time I got permabanned and got to read who was being bitxhy about me :p....
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Re: Cos this is my u-nit-ed states of- Whåtever- HIYL.
Free booze: a shot of Jack and two Oktoberfests.
By Oktoberfest you mean the lovely Oktoberfest beer that Sam Adams makes?
Yes, I quite do. And to fix my prior statement, make that THREE free Sam Adams Oktoberfests. An ode to the privilege of (silent) roommates.
:yes:
17:37:02   Quanto: I want to have sexual intercourse with every space elf in existence
17:37:11   SpardaSon21: even the males?
17:37:22   Quanto: its not gay if its an elf

[21:51] <@Droid803> I now realize
[21:51] <@Droid803> this will be SLIIIIIGHTLY awkward
[21:51] <@Droid803> as this rich psychic girl will now be tsundere for a loli.
[21:51] <@Droid803> OH WELLL.

See what you're missing in #WoD and #Fsquest?

[07:57:32] <Caiaphas> inspired by HerraTohtori i built a supermaneuverable plane in ksp
[07:57:43] <Caiaphas> i just killed my pilots with a high-g maneuver
[07:58:19] <Caiaphas> apparently people can't take 20 gees for 5 continuous seconds
[08:00:11] <Caiaphas> the plane however performed admirably, and only crashed because it no longer had any guidance systems

 
Re: Cos this is my u-nit-ed states of- Whåtever- HIYL.
Ooh, I've tried that one (don't judge me, dad let me have a sip to me deer since I can't stand a shot of blackberry brandy). It was pretty good.
Sig nuked! New one coming soon!

 

Offline Scotty

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Re: Cos this is my u-nit-ed states of- Whåtever- HIYL.
In my town, it's legal for persons under the age of 21 to consume alcoholic beverages with the consent and supervision of a parent and/or guardian.

I still haven't, but I could have at any time.

 

Offline Nuke

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Re: Cos this is my u-nit-ed states of- Whåtever- HIYL.
im contemplating locking all the wtf threads on the board today.
I can no longer sit back and allow communist infiltration, communist indoctrination, communist subversion, and the international communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids.

Nuke's Scripting SVN

 

Offline CommanderDJ

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Re: Cos this is my u-nit-ed states of- Whåtever- HIYL.
STUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
[16:57] <CommanderDJ> What prompted the decision to split WiH into acts?
[16:58] <battuta> it was long, we wanted to release something
[16:58] <battuta> it felt good to have a target to hit
[17:00] <RangerKarl> not sure if talking about strike mission, or jerking off
[17:00] <CommanderDJ> WUT
[17:00] <CommanderDJ> hahahahaha
[17:00] <battuta> hahahaha
[17:00] <RangerKarl> same thing really, if you think about it

  

Offline T-LoW

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Re: Cos this is my u-nit-ed states of- Whåtever- HIYL.
Just watched The Town... overrated...
The german Freespace-Galaxy

"There was a time before we were born. If someone asks this is where I'll be."

 

Offline Colonol Dekker

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Re: Cos this is my u-nit-ed states of- Whåtever- HIYL.
Well I managed to beat the tube strike.
 
And I've been outside work for twenty mins.
 
Not going in til i'm half an hour late.
 
Campaigns I've added my distinctiveness to-
- Blue Planet: Battle Captains
-Battle of Neptune
-Between the Ashes 2
-Blue planet: Age of Aquarius
-FOTG?
-Inferno R1
-Ribos: The aftermath / -Retreat from Deneb
-Sol: A History
-TBP EACW teaser
-Earth Brakiri war
-TBP Fortune Hunters (I think?)
-TBP Relic
-Trancsend (Possibly?)
-Uncharted Territory
-Vassagos Dirge
-War Machine
(Others lost to the mists of time and no discernible audit trail)

Your friendly Orestes tactical controller.

Secret bomb God.
That one time I got permabanned and got to read who was being bitxhy about me :p....
GO GO DEKKER RANGERSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
President of the Scooby Doo Model Appreciation Society
The only good Zod is a dead Zod
NEWGROUNDS COMEDY GOLD, UPDATED DAILY
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Offline T-LoW

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Re: Cos this is my u-nit-ed states of- Whåtever- HIYL.
Just realized that there is a slight color-difference between the HLP banner and the rest of the layout :eek:



Who's guilty?
The german Freespace-Galaxy

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Offline ssmit132

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Re: Cos this is my u-nit-ed states of- Whåtever- HIYL.
Whoever it is, they most make an update.

 
Re: Cos this is my u-nit-ed states of- Whåtever- HIYL.
About to ditch school so I can attend my great grandma's funeral. She passed away on friday, I think there was some complication with her hip surgery.  :sigh:
Sig nuked! New one coming soon!

 

Offline T-LoW

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Re: Cos this is my u-nit-ed states of- Whåtever- HIYL.
I'm sorry for your loss, you have my deepest sympathy. I lost my grandma two years ago. Still she'd walk through the door and I would'nt even be surprised... *sigh*


But back to present:

My cars gasoline tank leaks :ick:
The german Freespace-Galaxy

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Offline Dilmah G

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Re: Cos this is my u-nit-ed states of- Whåtever- HIYL.
I'm feeling quite regretful. I handed in my resignation form to the ****ty fast food place I work at (HJ's for all you Aussies. Don't eat our burgers by the way, they're made by blokes like me who don't bother using the tongs when throwing raw meat patties on the broiler and instead wear the same pair of gloves for two hours whilst throwing your patties in by hand. And this is while I'm sticking those hands in several sinks swimming in detergent to wash the pans and boxes all our processed food comes in).

I digress.

Realising whilst on late shift tonight that one of the blokes there was like my older brother (a family member I never had, my mum miscarried), it really pains me to have to leave the place now. I feel like a tremendous disappointment to the team who work there and like I've done just about the worst thing a sixteen year old Aussie can do, which is letting down a mate of his.

Telling myself it was juggling a Captaincy, four sports, school, and life or keeping the job doesn't console me much now. :(

I'll come back in there and apologize in person sometime.

* Dilmah G sighs.

 

Offline iamzack

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Re: Cos this is my u-nit-ed states of- Whåtever- HIYL.
I may have just completely aced my calc3 exam.

Holy ****.
WE ARE HARD LIGHT PRODUCTIONS. YOU WILL LOWER YOUR FIREWALLS AND SURRENDER YOUR KEYBOARDS. WE WILL ADD YOUR INTELLECTUAL AND VERNACULAR DISTINCTIVENESS TO OUR OWN. YOUR FORUMS WILL ADAPT TO SERVICE US. RESISTANCE IS FUTILE.

 

Offline qazwsx

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Re: Cos this is my u-nit-ed states of- Whåtever- HIYL.
Got Jorb.
<Achillion> I mean, it's not like he's shoving the brain-goo in a usb slot and praying to kurzweil to bring the singularity

<dsockwell> idk about you guys but the reason i follow God's law is so I can get my rocks off in the afterlife

 

Offline Klaustrophobia

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Re: Cos this is my u-nit-ed states of- Whåtever- HIYL.
I'm feeling quite regretful. I handed in my resignation form to the ****ty fast food place I work at (HJ's for all you Aussies. Don't eat our burgers by the way, they're made by blokes like me who don't bother using the tongs when throwing raw meat patties on the broiler and instead wear the same pair of gloves for two hours whilst throwing your patties in by hand. And this is while I'm sticking those hands in several sinks swimming in detergent to wash the pans and boxes all our processed food comes in).

I digress.

Realising whilst on late shift tonight that one of the blokes there was like my older brother (a family member I never had, my mum miscarried), it really pains me to have to leave the place now. I feel like a tremendous disappointment to the team who work there and like I've done just about the worst thing a sixteen year old Aussie can do, which is letting down a mate of his.

Telling myself it was juggling a Captaincy, four sports, school, and life or keeping the job doesn't console me much now. :(

I'll come back in there and apologize in person sometime.

* Dilmah G sighs.

that's Burger King for all the non-aussies :P  i think you'll be alright man.  the other dude too.
I like to stare at the sun.

 

Offline Dilmah G

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Re: Cos this is my u-nit-ed states of- Whåtever- HIYL.
Yeah, I'm feeling a little better. :) But I'll try and slip a word in during my last shift to this guy on Friday.

I never thought I'd care so much about quitting a fast food job. :P

 

Offline Snail

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Re: Cos this is my u-nit-ed states of- Whåtever- HIYL.
Well I managed to beat the tube strike.
I honestly didn't notice the tube strike. I haven't used the tube in weeks.

 

Offline Scotty

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Re: Cos this is my u-nit-ed states of- Whåtever- HIYL.
I finished my calc II homework with half an hour to spare, and I've got a Chem test tonight.

Then I need to learn how to bake cupcakes, and how package delivery/drop offs work in the dorms on campus.

 

Offline Klaustrophobia

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Re: Cos this is my u-nit-ed states of- Whåtever- HIYL.
have to watch a ****load of videos about technical catastrophes.  as near as i can figure, the point of this class is "ENGINEERING BAD!!!!1!!"

WHY the **** is this in our curriculum?  :rolleyes:
I like to stare at the sun.