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Offline iamzack

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I spy
on: January 14, 2009, 07:10:16 am
something red.
WE ARE HARD LIGHT PRODUCTIONS. YOU WILL LOWER YOUR FIREWALLS AND SURRENDER YOUR KEYBOARDS. WE WILL ADD YOUR INTELLECTUAL AND VERNACULAR DISTINCTIVENESS TO OUR OWN. YOUR FORUMS WILL ADAPT TO SERVICE US. RESISTANCE IS FUTILE.
 

Offline Hellstryker

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Re: I spy
Reply #1 on: January 14, 2009, 07:18:33 am
A lock.
 

Offline Dilmah G

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Re: I spy
Reply #2 on: January 14, 2009, 07:20:58 am
....omg are you serious?


@Hellstryker

When was the last time you saw a red lock?


EDIT: Ohh wait I get you, are you trying to get the 'Hammer of HLP Ownage' out of its box?
 

Offline Androgeos Exeunt

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Re: I spy
Reply #3 on: January 14, 2009, 07:29:04 am
I spy, with my little eyes...something that begins with "C".

Curtains.
My blog

Quote: Tuesday, 3 October 2023 0133 UTC +8, #general
MP-Ryan
Oh you still believe in fairy tales like Santa, the Easter Bunny, and free market competition principles?
 

Offline Dilmah G

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Re: I spy
Reply #4 on: January 14, 2009, 07:48:39 am
Something that's black, wears baggy jeans, and begins with D

*Childish Voice*

OOH! OOOOOH! I KNOW I KNOW I KNOW!

Its.....

DILMAH!!!!!

WOOOO!!!!!
 

Offline Hellstryker

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Re: I spy
Reply #5 on: January 14, 2009, 07:51:24 am
Quote from: Dilmah G on January 14, 2009, 07:20:58 am
....omg are you serious?


@Hellstryker

When was the last time you saw a red lock?


EDIT: Ohh wait I get you, are you trying to get the 'Hammer of HLP Ownage' out of its box?


Not trying, I simply think it'll happen shortly and I am in a crappy mood.
 

Offline NGTM-1R

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Re: I spy
Reply #6 on: January 14, 2009, 08:20:47 am
Quote from: Hellstryker on January 14, 2009, 07:18:33 am
A lock.

They're more of a orangey color...
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Offline General Battuta

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Re: I spy
Reply #7 on: January 14, 2009, 08:51:42 am
 

Offline Herra Tohtori

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Re: I spy
Reply #8 on: January 14, 2009, 09:05:04 am
There are three things that last forever: Abort, Retry, Fail - and the greatest of these is Fail.
 

Offline Kosh

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Re: I spy
Reply #9 on: January 14, 2009, 09:51:58 am
HLP logo
"The reason for this is that the original Fortran got so convoluted and extensive (10's of millions of lines of code) that no-one can actually figure out how it works, there's a massive project going on to decode the original Fortran and write a more modern system, but until then, the UK communication network is actually relying heavily on 35 year old Fortran that nobody understands." - Flipside

Brain I/O error
Replace and press any key
 

Offline Dilmah G

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Re: I spy
Reply #10 on: January 14, 2009, 10:00:01 am
Quote from: Kosh on January 14, 2009, 09:51:58 am
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That's black as well

Like me hehehe
  

Offline Androgeos Exeunt

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Re: I spy
Reply #11 on: January 14, 2009, 11:10:17 am
I spy, with my little eyes...something that begins with "S".

Speakers.
My blog

Quote: Tuesday, 3 October 2023 0133 UTC +8, #general
MP-Ryan
Oh you still believe in fairy tales like Santa, the Easter Bunny, and free market competition principles?
 

Offline Falcon

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Re: I spy
Reply #12 on: January 14, 2009, 11:23:48 am
Quote from: iamzack on January 14, 2009, 07:10:16 am
something red.

I painted a tree red does that count?
 

Offline Jeff Vader

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Re: I spy
Reply #13 on: January 14, 2009, 11:26:45 am
I have a red candle. Yet I would guess that the correct answer is iamzack's hair.
23:40 < achillion > EveningTea: ass
23:40 < achillion > wait no
23:40 < achillion > evilbagel: ass
23:40 < EveningTea > ?
23:40 < achillion > 2-letter tab complete failure

14:08 < achillion > there's too much talk of butts and dongs in here
14:08 < achillion > the level of discourse has really plummeted
14:08 < achillion > Let's talk about politics instead
14:08 <@The_E > butts and dongs are part of #hard-light's brand now
14:08 <@The_E > well
14:08 <@The_E > EvilBagel's brand, at least

01:06 < T-Rog > welp
01:07 < T-Rog > I've got to take some very strong antibiotics
01:07 < achillion > penis infection?
01:08 < T-Rog > Chlamydia
01:08 < achillion > O.o
01:09 < achillion > well
01:09 < achillion > I guess that happens
01:09 < T-Rog > at least it's curable
01:09 < achillion > yeah
01:10 < T-Rog > I take it you weren't actually expecting it to be a penis infection
01:10 < achillion > I was not

14:04 < achillion > Sometimes the way to simplify is to just have a habit and not think about it too much
14:05 < achillion > until stuff explodes
14:05 < achillion > then you start thinking about it

22:16 < T-Rog > I don't know how my gf would feel about Jewish conspiracy porn

15:41 <-INFO > EveningTea [[email protected]] has joined #hard-light
15:47 < EvilBagel> butt
15:51 < Achillion> yes
15:53 <-INFO > EveningTea [[email protected]] has quit [Quit: http://www.mibbit.com ajax IRC Client]

18:53 < Achillion> Dicks are fun

21:41 < MatthTheGeek> you can't spell assassin without two asses

20:05 < sigtau> i'm mining titcoins from now on

00:31 < oldlaptop> Drunken antisocial educated freezing hicks with good Internet == Finland stereotype

11:46 <-INFO > Kobrar [[email protected]] has joined #hard-light
11:50 < achtung> Surely you've heard of DVDA
11:50 < achtung> Double Vaginal Double ANal
11:51 < Kobrar> ...
11:51 <-INFO > Kobrar [[email protected]] has left #hard-light []
 

Offline Mars

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Re: I spy
Reply #14 on: January 14, 2009, 11:29:55 am
Changed again? My best friend and my girlfriend are both going blonde in the near future. I would never dye my hair.
 

Offline Androgeos Exeunt

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Re: I spy
Reply #15 on: January 14, 2009, 11:34:09 am
Quote from: Lobo on January 14, 2009, 11:26:45 am
I have a red candle. Yet I would guess that the correct answer is iamzack's hair.

...or a Ferrari...

Quote from: Mars on January 14, 2009, 11:29:55 am
Changed again? My best friend and my girlfriend are both going blonde in the near future. I would never dye my hair.

Any one mind telling me why it seems that blonde is associated with stupidity? Just a question that's been nagging me for a while now.
My blog

Quote: Tuesday, 3 October 2023 0133 UTC +8, #general
MP-Ryan
Oh you still believe in fairy tales like Santa, the Easter Bunny, and free market competition principles?
 

Offline Mars

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Re: I spy
Reply #16 on: January 14, 2009, 11:39:04 am
I don't know. I meant that they're dying their hair blond. My girlfriend says that people really do treat her differently when her hair is blond than when its brown though.
 

Offline Angelus

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Re: I spy
Reply #17 on: January 14, 2009, 11:45:20 am
Quote from: iamzack on January 14, 2009, 07:10:16 am
something red.


Smirnoff Red Label

                   or

the wall

 

Offline Nuke

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Re: I spy
Reply #18 on: January 14, 2009, 05:27:34 pm
i spy something that looks like a locked thread

thank you imzack for giving me **** to lock, otherwise i would be out of a mod job.
I can no longer sit back and allow communist infiltration, communist indoctrination, communist subversion, and the international communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids.

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