[Col. Fishguts]

Proportion is also very important...

But in the end, I'd prefer someone intelligent.

You're missing the point of this thread. Of course personality/intelligence/charm is all very important.... but this thread is about the preferences in BOOBIES. (not preferences in girls in geenral)

[karajorma]

Exactly.

Suppose that you met two identical twins in a bar and one of them had gotten a breast enlargement and gone up from A to C cup. You don't know either of them. Who would you try to pull first?

*Sits back and waits for a bunch of guys to lie to both him and themselves*

[redsniper]

It would depend on whether the 'enhancement' was apparent or not.

[Unknown Target]

Exactly.

Suppose that you met two identical twins in a bar and one of them had gotten a breast enlargement and gone up from A to C cup. You don't know either of them. Who would you try to pull first?

*Sits back and waits for a bunch of guys to lie to both him and themselves*

C's. Of course

[General Battuta]

If they're identical twins, yeah, I'd go for the Cs...I think. That's assuming identical personality, identical bearing, identical everything.

I'd like both personally. Although I admit they're hard to find.

Sometimes you get lucky!

[Knight Templar]

The golden rule: Anything more than a handful is a waste.

My hands are huge.

Exactly.

Suppose that you met two identical twins in a bar and one of them had gotten a breast enlargement and gone up from A to C cup. You don't know either of them. Who would you try to pull first?

*Sits back and waits for a bunch of guys to lie to both him and themselves*

The A-cup.

Whom I would subsequently take to the surgeon the next day and have upgraded to DD's, because I ain't no C-cup chump.

[BlackDove]

Exactly.

Suppose that you met two identical twins in a bar and one of them had gotten a breast enlargement and gone up from A to C cup. You don't know either of them. Who would you try to pull first?

*Sits back and waits for a bunch of guys to lie to both him and themselves*

Wow, you actually ran with the "inb4". Is your self-esteem so low that you have to force yourself to believe everyone else is as low as you are?

If I absolutely had to (twins are a pain in the ass, but for the sake of argument let's assume I have a gun to my head), the A one definitely.

The C one is mentally void for spending money on plastic tits, and as I previously stated, plastic **** is pig disgusting. A all the way, everyday.

[General Battuta]

Well, if I could tell it was a surgical job, then yeah, I'd go for the A just because I'd think less of the C. I guess it depends on how skilled you are at picking these things out.

[BlackDove]

When you touch them, you know, because one feels like a tit, while the other feels like plastic.

Have you never touched plastic tits and real tits before?

[McCall]

I'd have to go for the C, even if it was just for the fun of discovering; I've never personally run into someone who has 'em done (that I know of) and I've only very rarely seen anyone at all in real life. Is it that common in England?

Seriously though, what do fakes feel like?

[Flipside]

When you touch them, you know, because one feels like a tit, while the other feels like plastic.

Have you never touched plastic tits and real tits before?

Not since the puncture...

[General Battuta]

When you touch them, you know, because one feels like a tit, while the other feels like plastic.

Have you never touched plastic tits and real tits before?

I think I'm hewing too close to the scenario here - I'd assumed we were talking to these twins at a bar or something, where, unfortunately, a comparative tactile assessment would be a bit difficult to fit in without some serious skill.

[NGTM-1R]

*Sits back and waits for a bunch of guys to lie to both him and themselves*

I think the answer Kara is looking for is both, personally.

BD is being amusing by having never heard of saline implants, too.

[karajorma]

Is your self-esteem so low that you have to force yourself to believe everyone else is as low as you are?

Nice try, but you're completely wrong on this one. I simply got sick of a bunch of people going "Ewwwww. Big fake tits are gross! Personality is all I look for in a girl!"

It's a load of ****. I didn't claim that everyone is lying, simply that a hell of a lot of people are. Yeah, personality is important but the question was about simple sexual attraction and I've rarely seen such a large amount of self denial in a thread. 


And your comment about dragging everyone down to my level is hilarious considering you earlier claimed that all women want a bigger dick even if it's fake.

[Knight Templar]

When you touch them, you know, because one feels like a tit, while the other feels like plastic.

Have you never touched plastic tits and real tits before?

Not since the puncture...

hahaha

Is your self-esteem so low that you have to force yourself to believe everyone else is as low as you are?

Nice try, but you're completely wrong on this one. I simply got sick of a bunch of people going "Ewwwww. Big fake tits are gross! Personality is all I look for in a girl!"

It's a load of ****. I didn't claim that everyone is lying, simply that a hell of a lot of people are. Yeah, personality is important but the question was about simple sexual attraction and I've rarely seen such a large amount of self denial in a thread.  


And your comment about dragging everyone down to my level is hilarious considering you earlier claimed that all women want a bigger dick even if it's fake.

This.

Honestly, I'm pretty sure half of y'all are kids in high school, jumping on some kind of "fake boobies are 4 losers!" train that for some reason has an infinitely deep well of magic to derive its popularity from. (I know, because I was there once.) And the other third of you are nerdy college students who associate fake boobs with that one sorority girl who, over a pot of jungle juice at your first and only frat party, shot your offer of a Star Trek TNG marathon after-party down because you weren't "her type," so you now paint all girls with breast implants as vapid, materialistic sluts only out for jock cock and money. Which is half true.

I'll be personally honest - in all my escapes and sexcapes, I've met four girls who I know have implants. I've felt one pair, and played with another. The third I haven't touched but plan to in the future. The fourth, well I'm not sure, but if they're not, damn.

Yes, they feel 'different.' No, I don't really care. The important part is that titties is titties. Just make sure you ain't the one paying for replacements.

Update: On further reflection, despite anything and everything I've said, Pamela Anderson still kind of scares me. Such a fall from the days of Baywatch...

http://thesuperficial.com/2009/05/pamela_anderson_in_a_bikini_1.php

Honestly though, I'd seriously attribute her being ****ing beat to a combo of Tommy Lee, Hepatitis, and being a PETA Rep. before I would her chesticles.

Goodnight all. 

[Dilmah G]

You were right on me being in High School, I'll give you that. I have no real issues with fake titty (though at 15 I'm not at that stage where they play a huge part yet), although I've only touched 3~5 pairs of naturals in my life, but really, can you put a woman down for trying to look good? I use product on my hair, because I care about how I look, does that make me a faggot? (Some of my friends who don't get a lot of pussy think I'm a metrosexual because of it...) I put some thought into the clothes I wear, to at least try and look good and conform to the stereotype I embody (which I won't ramble about).

I would proudly go for the C's, personality isn't everything, but it is a major component, but I'm going to be seen in public with this chick, and I would rather get positive than negative feedback about my most recent ***** from my friends, and being the testosterone fueled guys they are, babe-patrol is something they'll be on. Of course if she's an asshole and isn't too good to talk to, fine, tell her to **** off, but I don't see the logic in denying a woman simply because she engages in a practice to enhance the way she looks. But besides, a trophy girlfriend isn't all bad as a temporary girl.

[Knight Templar]

Thanks for being a good sport.

I use product on my hair, because I care about how I look, does that make me a faggot? (Some of my friends who don't get a lot of pussy think I'm a metrosexual because of it...)

... depends - gel, glue or wax?

[Dilmah G]

 

- gel, glue or wax?

Really hard wax, the only type that seems to keep my hair in place the whole day... I hate seeing my hair flop after a few hours

[Knight Templar]

- gel, glue or wax?

Really hard wax, the only type that seems to keep my hair in place the whole day... I hate seeing my hair flop after a few hours

Sorry bro.

Unless you've got a fatty hardcore mohawk, or you belong to a high school greaser clique, your friends are probably right about you being in the closet. It's chill though, you'll still get more tail than 80% of dorks on the internet. I also hear they're doing big things for you in Iowa now, and I personally voted against prop. H8, so you're cool with me if you're ever in 'Frisco.

[Dilmah G]

- gel, glue or wax?

Really hard wax, the only type that seems to keep my hair in place the whole day... I hate seeing my hair flop after a few hours

Sorry bro.

Unless you've got a fatty hardcore mohawk, or you belong to a high school greaser clique, your friends are probably right about you being in the closet. It's chill though, you'll still get more tail than 80% of dorks on the internet. I also hear they're doing big things for you in Iowa now, and I personally voted against prop. H8, so you're cool with me if you're ever in 'Frisco.

Well since it's a pseudo mohawk/varying fauxhawk I don't know wether I fit into that. I would use your average $2.95 gel if it actually worked. Besides, I take on the "Gangster" stereotype, however upon further observation

Metrosexual is a neologism of the 2000s generally applied to heterosexual men with a strong concern for their appearance

Actually I fit that, yay me But then again, caring for appearance is part of being a G, if it isn't baggy, I won't wear it.