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Offline headdie

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Europe to build electronic brain
on: January 29, 2013, 06:28:27 am
Quote from: http://uk.news.yahoo.com/billion-euro-supercomputer-to--simulate-entire-human-brain---120811728.html
A ten-year project in Europe will use supercomputers to simulate the workings of an entire human brain for the first time.
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Offline Kobrar44

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Re: Europe to build electronic brain
Reply #1 on: January 29, 2013, 06:31:31 am
It will take some time before they beat CASSANDRA.
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Re: Europe to build electronic brain
Reply #2 on: January 29, 2013, 06:41:49 am
10 year project? A billion euros?

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Re: Europe to build electronic brain
Reply #3 on: January 29, 2013, 06:48:19 am
which is why it will probably overrun on time and budget, still the idea is interesting
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Re: Europe to build electronic brain
Reply #4 on: January 29, 2013, 06:52:10 am
:wtf:
<21:08:30>   Hartzaden fires a slammer at Cybertrance
<21:09:13>   Crybertrance pops flares, but wonders how Hartzaden acquired aspect lock on a stealth fighter... :\
<21:11:58>   *** The_E joined #bp [email protected]
21:11:58   +++ ChanServ has given op to The_E
<21:12:58>   Hartzaden continues to paint crybertrance and feeding the info to a wing of gunships
<21:14:07>   Crybertrance sends emergency "IM GETING MY ASS KICKED HERE!!!!eleventy NEED HELPZZZZ" to 3rd fleet command
<21:14:50>   Hartzaden jamms the transmission.
<21:14:51>   The_E explodes the sun
 

Offline Colonol Dekker

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Re: Europe to build electronic brain
Reply #5 on: January 29, 2013, 07:12:32 am
Cue Euro-skynet.
Cue Terminators with French moustaches and berets......
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Re: Europe to build electronic brain
Reply #6 on: January 29, 2013, 07:17:25 am
It all depends on the management. Lets hope they don't fk up.
 

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Re: Europe to build electronic brain
Reply #7 on: January 29, 2013, 07:45:49 am
Quote from: Dekker on January 29, 2013, 07:12:32 am
Cue Euro-skynet.
Cue Terminators with French moustaches and berets......

:wakka:
<21:08:30>   Hartzaden fires a slammer at Cybertrance
<21:09:13>   Crybertrance pops flares, but wonders how Hartzaden acquired aspect lock on a stealth fighter... :\
<21:11:58>   *** The_E joined #bp [email protected]
21:11:58   +++ ChanServ has given op to The_E
<21:12:58>   Hartzaden continues to paint crybertrance and feeding the info to a wing of gunships
<21:14:07>   Crybertrance sends emergency "IM GETING MY ASS KICKED HERE!!!!eleventy NEED HELPZZZZ" to 3rd fleet command
<21:14:50>   Hartzaden jamms the transmission.
<21:14:51>   The_E explodes the sun
 

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Re: Europe to build electronic brain
Reply #8 on: January 29, 2013, 08:30:59 am
Quote from: Dekker on January 29, 2013, 07:12:32 am
Cue Euro-skynet.
Cue Terminators with French moustaches and berets......

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Re: Europe to build electronic brain
Reply #9 on: January 29, 2013, 02:46:10 pm
not to worry.  the french terminators will surrender.
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Offline An4ximandros

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Re: Europe to build electronic brain
Reply #10 on: January 29, 2013, 03:14:31 pm
 Actually, they's just use all the money on the county to fund the nuclear hand grenade project and blow the **** out of us by hiding them inside baguettes and cheese wheels. It's brilliant I tell you.

 Hopefully someone will have been working on a JC Denton for us to merge with it once it becomes aware of new possibilities and futures for the human race.
 

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Re: Europe to build electronic brain
Reply #11 on: January 29, 2013, 04:01:36 pm
Quote from: Klaustrophobia on January 29, 2013, 02:46:10 pm
not to worry.  the french terminators will surrender.

:lol:
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Re: Europe to build electronic brain
Reply #12 on: January 29, 2013, 11:56:47 pm
Yes, please.  **** cybernetics; just program my thoughts and memories into a proper robot, so that I can get rid of all of these inferior, squishy bits.

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Re: Europe to build electronic brain
Reply #13 on: January 30, 2013, 12:04:02 am
Robot shells are boring since all your parts are mechanical.  What good is immortality if you're not enjoying yourself?  I intend to enjoy mankind's transhuman future with as many biological bodies and forms as I can. :drevil:
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Re: Europe to build electronic brain
Reply #14 on: January 30, 2013, 01:21:16 am
seems to me you're suggesting multi-species orgy.
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Re: Europe to build electronic brain
Reply #15 on: January 30, 2013, 01:35:08 am
It's me. I'm the thread title
 

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Re: Europe to build electronic brain
Reply #16 on: January 30, 2013, 02:16:15 am
Can i pair my bluetooth headset with you?

I want a cortana style buddy i can speak to on the bus.
Campaigns I've added my distinctiveness to-
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-Uncharted Territory
-Vassagos Dirge
-War Machine
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Re: Europe to build electronic brain
Reply #17 on: January 30, 2013, 09:49:25 am
Quote from: Ghostavo on January 29, 2013, 08:30:59 am
Quote from: Dekker on January 29, 2013, 07:12:32 am
Cue Euro-skynet.
Cue Terminators with French moustaches and berets......

"Au revoir, baby!"

^ that made me paused and laughed while I was munching on small piece of French bread with water.  :lol:
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Re: Europe to build electronic brain
Reply #18 on: January 30, 2013, 04:15:16 pm
btw guys europe consists of more than france
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Re: Europe to build electronic brain
Reply #19 on: January 30, 2013, 05:29:35 pm
Battu's right, we need to get them to send that thing over to Alpha Centauri.
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