[deathfun]

Funny fact: Girls are irritated when you don't orgasm during sex despite it being a relatively short session (despite them doing so)

In other news, my Uncle is drinking all ma free beer from the wedding D:
This guy just snorts this stuff down while I've had two. Two!

[headdie]

Funny fact: Girls are irritated when you don't orgasm during sex despite it being a relatively short session (despite them doing so)

noticed that one myself

[Nuke]

Funny fact: Girls are irritated when you don't orgasm during sex despite it being a relatively short session (despite them doing so)

In other news, my Uncle is drinking all ma free beer from the wedding D:
This guy just snorts this stuff down while I've had two. Two!

women have this nagging voice in the back of their subconscious that says "breed!" (men have it too but its usually manifest as an erection and goes away with your load, your part of the breeding instinct is officially over at that point). the way it is manifest in women is that they want (subconsciously) to extract every last drop of semen from their parter's balls into their vagina (this also explains why women dont like to swallow) to facilitate reproduction. sex as a social activity, not intended to reproduce, still carries over those artifacts from breeding instincts. thats why we invented condoms and birth control, and techniques involving pulling out at the last second and and jacking on her face and/or tits or putting it in her ass and/or mouth. i think i will stop there, you get the idea.

[Hobbie]

If she wants you to orgasm, then she should make the effort!

[Nakura]

If she wants you to orgasm, then she should make the effort!

Not sure if you're joking, but that actually sounds like a legitimate notion.

[MP-Ryan]

...and people wonder why this forum doesn't retain more female members...

[Lorric]

...and people wonder why this forum doesn't retain more female members...

It's basically only Nuke and Deathfun who go on about this stuff.

[Nuke]

...and people wonder why this forum doesn't retain more female members...

to be fair i dont come to hard light to meet women. there are better places for that (like bars and whorehouses and filthy back alleys).

[deathfun]

...and people wonder why this forum doesn't retain more female members...

Ovulously

It's basically only Nuke and Deathfun who go on about this stuff.

And Dilmah... and Dekker...

Our names don't start with a D for no reason
It's because we deliver


I'm going to stop with the sexual buns now before it gets too heated in here

[Mongoose]

...and people wonder why this forum doesn't retain more female members...

I was gonna say, I shudder to think what Battman's reaction to this line of conversation would be.

[An4ximandros]

He'd probably have a vehemently philosophical paroxysm.

[BritishShivans]

I have the feeling he'd brandish the vehemently philosophical paroxysm as a club. 

[Scotty]

Or he'd give no ****s because the forum has already driven away all female membership.  Hard to tell at this point.

[NGTM-1R]

Oh, no, you're all terrible people even if they're all gone, and need to to be reminded.

[NGTM-1R]

That's not necessarily my opinion, but rather what I expect Batts to react like.

My opinion is that some of the aforementioned are terrible people but they already know that and there's no point reminding them since apparently nobody cares enough to make them do it elsewhere and they're not going to change.

[Luis Dias]

You know I can think of myriad of possibilities why women alledgedly behave like that in those situations, none of them involving scumbaggery or psychopathery but then I recall that any draggin me down to this line of discussion will only result in a really dark place with undesirable consequences so I most definitely won't.

[deathfun]

I have conversations about sex with the opposite sex all the time...

They haven't ran away yet
Course, they *are* tied to a chair

[Nuke]

i dont have much luck with women. its not that i cant get into their snatch, but its just thats as far as they want to go. not one of them wanted any kind of relationship. they just wanted to ****. sometimes i feel like a piece of meat. so its only natural that i have a great deal of disdain for their kind.

[qazwsx]

**** it, I'm done with this cesspit of a subforum, the casual misogyny which goes unaddressed by mods, the constant in fighting and grudge holding and the inability to have any form of disagreement without at least one party believing it's a personal vendetta against them.

Please implement Toxx clause if I post anywhere inside of General Discussion.

[Apollo]

If she wants you to orgasm, then she should make the effort!

Not sure if you're joking, but that actually sounds like a legitimate notion.

Yeah. We don't get to blame them for our poor performance.

At least, not in more progressive circles.

He'd probably have a vehemently philosophical paroxysm.

With many quickly-written but intricate and detailed paragraphs.